Smallie Biggs

not the cool guy. sometimes i'm funny alright.

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doc: are you sexually active?
me: lol big time
doc: like, with another person?
me: oh, then no

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the two genders

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ur MCM was diagnosed with mesothelioma and didn't call to see if he could be financially compensated lmao

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crazy how every dad was born today

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guy: hello 911, i'm dying
911: let me see
guy: what?
911: what meme are u looking at?
guy: no I'm literally dying!
911: lmao tag me

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the floor is real and important news

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thots are scientifically not people

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celebrity: *breathes*

jimmy fallon:

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"you're all probably wondering why I've brought you here today"

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look for the girl with the broken smile

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sure, I don't get a "healthy" amount of sleep like SOME people do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

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yeah. I smoke meth

M - fuck
E - j cole
T -
H -

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covfefe a cold one with the boys

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shutup before I come over there and eat ur ass