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Future stay at home dad

[You @notxstephen]

These tweets are cheese on a mouse trap to me

[jax @brokeurtooth]

i’m so hungry i could eat a brunette man with a mustache

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[Dale Stark @DaleStarkA10]

Soldiers should know better. You’re only allowed to do this if you’re a member of congress.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Hell yes Max!

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

The men of Team USA went from heroes to villains in record time. They win the gold medal, they honor their teammate’s wife & children, they shout out Megan Keller... and that all went right out the window after they drank with Kash Patel & laughed with Trump

Heroes for 7 mins!

[The Lakers Daddy @NugsGetBuckets]

Nikola Jokic is the Albert Einstein of basketball

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

He keep talking like this ima have to give his music a spin

[James Rands @james_rands]

The single biggest problem with Pete Hegseth in the role of Secretary of Defense is he doesn't know what he doesn't know. In his head his experience as a reserve officer with three tours under his belt qualifies him, but he has no concept at all of what goes on above battalion &

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf]

There is actually nothing more American than being able to say you are proud to rep your country while being embarrassed and horrified by the country’s leadership.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

37 yr old ICU nurse Alex Pretti murdered by ICE in broad daylight with zero justification for deadly force. I mean ZERO. This feels like a watershed moment in American history that should enact change, but won't.
Very reminiscent of Sandy Hook when we all said "if that didn't get us to change, we never well!" Feels like another one of those. Because if you cannot admit this was wrong you're either an idiot or a liar, and I think you're a bad person and an unAmerican asshole. The hypocrisy from the same people who have been proudly screaming about the Ist and 2nd amendment for hundreds of years now trying to say protesting and carrying a legal firearm is reason enough to be murdered...what a joke. And the response from our leaders from Donald Trump to Tim Walz is all dangerous and pathetic. Were just a 3rd world country now where masked morons with no training and a gun can kill you for no reason other than "well we won't get in trouble for it tor" Out of all the dumb entities to blindly follow be of your political affiliation, supporting ICE is by far the most pathetic. ICE agents and their supporters the biggest trash in America maybe ever

[BGPG @BleedGreenPGold]

Immediately following this play, the Packers:

• Throw a 1st and 10 interception and Christian Watson gets hurt
• Lose their 1st team All-Pro pass rusher for the season
• Blow a two score lead to the 1 seed in the AFC
• Lose in embarrassing fashion to the Bears
• Get run over by Derrick Henry
• Start Clayton Tune at quarterback
• Lose in embarrassing fashion to the Bears (again)

You could not have dreamt up a worse end to the 2025 campaign

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

fire mcmanus into the sun.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“My Caracas. My dune.”

[SleeperPackers @SleeperPackers]

The Packers locker room after losing Tucker Kraft, Elgton Jenkins, Zach Tom, Devonte Wyatt, Evan Williams, and Micah Parsons

[Tyler Brooke @TylerDBrooke]

When people ask me how I'm doing after the Micah Parsons injury

[erin alyce @herooine]

im questionable to burn my house down

[CheeseheadTV 🧀 @cheeseheadtv]

Kraft 🥀
Wyatt 🥀
Jenkins 🥀
Tom 🥀
Watson 🥀
Walker 🥀
Parsons 🥀
Williams 🥀

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

It's never easy in this league