real capitano

ur local capitano enjoyer and a girls girl

[real capitano @notynopee]

I’m obsessed with yaoi and I feel rage reading real capitano’s takes so I’ll label her homophobic with no correlation, problem solved another straggot down!😊😊😊

[real capitano @notynopee]

@alpha_wolfinst I actually don’t know how to mute tags help mwe

[real capitano @notynopee]

Idk why but I really feel like neuvifuri would have those elegant twins that would look the same but flipped as children

[vick || neuvitits ceo || MY BABY IS FUCKING REAL @imavickokatowoo]

OKAY SO THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER AND SON

the daughter is named Odette and she is a little clone of neuvillette with a mix of both their eyes (they are mismatched shades of purple) but she is a little furina in her heart so is dramatic but very sweet+

[Erbi @Erbiarts]

NOTICE HOW SHE STILL HAS ONLY 6 GNOSES????? OH GODVUIKA

[real capitano @notynopee]

@alpha_wolfinst I relate to this

[real capitano @notynopee]

@debrastanimmi Is that your entire vocabulary

[real capitano @notynopee]

Give this random yaoislop 1 month until its fans starts harassing people who ships them with a woman and call that female character their “love child” or “sibling”

[jules @chudomrovich]

THE GOVERNMENT ASSIGNED YAOI JUST DROPPED

[real capitano @notynopee]

I have queer people in my life and I��m their biggest supporter if they need me but criticizing nothingburger yaoi apparently makes me a violent homophobe and They’ll scrub my entire account desperate to find a reason to label me one

[real capitano @notynopee]

I swear yaoi slop glazers are desperate for people to be homophobic it gives them a reason to call you out for disliking a ship they like. They dgaf whether your behavior is actually harmful to the queer community or not.

[meeks @focalorism]

and In two months when these characters and their relationships have actually been explored and the real ships come out, some of y'all are gonna be calling people homophobic or pedos just because they don't like this "government assigned" slop and can actually read 😭

[real capitano @notynopee]

@SuperIdolPopSta What did you do they were saying bs to me😭

[real capitano @notynopee]

Whatever floats your boat love but I’m not a homophobe and I don’t get why you people want me to be one so badly. I didn’t even knew I was following that account until you reminded me lmao

[real capitano @notynopee]

@jones_tisheena Okay hmm starts with varflin and ends with s.

[real capitano @notynopee]

@DarkyPoohLV @debrastanimmi @someone39393939 Way*

[real capitano @notynopee]

@DarkyPoohLV @debrastanimmi @someone39393939 That is true but People were shipping them wat before the region came out alongside varfls if I remember correctly

[real capitano @notynopee]

@NightFox2016665 I don’t mind people giving characters orientations its only a problem when they think its canon and be insufferable about it

[real capitano @notynopee]

@CarOLEvio @WhiteLi38713011 You really can’t be talking about age gaps as a wrltt defender lmao

[real capitano @notynopee]

@Lucky59153389 ???? I dont even have to prove myself here you’re just a miserable human being

[real capitano @notynopee]

@CarOLEvio @WhiteLi38713011 Girl, not only alice wasn’t being serious while calling an old ass man a child, that’s Alice doing it, not Nicole, Lmao. Alice already has a husband

[real capitano @notynopee]

@WhiteLi38713011 you’re running away when I asked where was it actually from, really nice. Hope you learned not to talk about lore when you’re not sure of it yourself.

[real capitano @notynopee]

@CarOLEvio @WhiteLi38713011 I’m pretty sure alice was making fun of varka for being unresponsible as an old man here. This is babifying him not “sibling” coding him😂

[real capitano @notynopee]

@WhiteLi38713011 ?? There is nothing in the game that states Nicole or any member of the Hexenzirkel views Varka as a younger brother where have you gotten that from exactly? And about the maturity thing, I do not care. That’s the only language twt takes seriously