rich aunty jaq💋

[MRS BARRY. @headpinkcess]

I like men who send me money and do everything for me. I won’t lie like everybody else

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[miia @miiagarro]

u have to publicly crashout at least once so people know not to play with u

[rich aunty jaq💋 @notyourBAEza]

So relieved to protect my peace and tell people how I feel and establish an ultimatum.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

“Deodorant getting kinda pricey”

Steal it if you have to, Pleaseee

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Yo próximamente si la gasolina ⛽️ no baja…

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

I’m so quick to send a voice note lmaoo that texting shit is not for me, LISTEN TO THIS TRACK BITCH

[Zion @zionszzn]

The ATM ask 25 questions... can you please HURRY UP before I get robbed

[i am @hotter]

people don’t even drunk call you like they used to

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

dipping my tacos in patron tomorrow ian come to play

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them

[Dfw_camo @dontplay_z]

Having sex is not gone heal no heartbreak.DRUGS …. You gotta do drugs baby

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

Still I rise perro

[Ms.August 🥂 @imtaitianaj]

This year Cinco De Mayo falls on taco tuesday. this is it, people. this is what we've been training for.💃🏽

[JDH @JDMatrixWave]

@PeterSweden7

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

[anon @AlenaDaOG]

why are all dildos circumcised?