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jeeez louiiiise, bitch

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If I knew then what I knew now, my ass would’ve been on Mary Ruth agessss ago 😭

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ok so wait, my credit card balance went down $300 bc I PAID $300 to it and my credit went down 7 points?! 🤡 PLS BFFR, backwards as fuck

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is it just me or is it cringe when females yell out “yessuuuuh!” when they drink 😭

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rlly abt to starve myself cus wtf

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yall literally do the same fkn thing lol

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someone tried to hold a parking stall and they saw me pulling up and was like “ope” and moved out the way as I pulled in 💀 sorry brother, we are nottttt doing thattttt lmaooo this stall is mineee hahaha

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who are youuuuu

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waited 3 hours and no one moved it so we called the tow company. sucks to suck, gotta do what you gotta doooo.

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the one time I don’t Apple air tag our bags, one goes missing

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And to top it off, we come home & someone is parked in our stall 🙃 love that for us

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rlly can’t take me anywhere lmao

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Not no more

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ppl rlly be so fkn weird

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Howcome, when I wear crew socks over my leggings like the kids do, I fkn look like I got cankles 😭💀

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Did I just cave and buy the baggu crescent bag? Yup

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It’s so unhinged here lol

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I rlly fkn hate Twitter lmao it has the most wildest shit, like every time I open it I’m like wtffff, then I close it lol. I just post a tweet and close lol

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I hate when I go to subway & I say I want a sweet onion Teri chicken sub and then it comes to the sauce & fakas ask me what kind sauce I like 💀

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Zay literally asked me last night, “mom do I have abs?” boy if you don’t… you’re 6!!!! Wym do I have abs, no worry!! LOL

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The boys gonna have cute ass outfits for Disney world & universal 🥹 while my ass will ruin pictures with just my biker shorts & croppy cus it’s gonna be hot asf 🥲