Haider Ali Shami @notyourbadboyyy - Twitter Profile

Here is where we are: IAF didn't lose any aircraft Ok maybe we lost some but they were drones! We fooled the Pakistanis into thinking they were Rafales... Okay we lost one Rafale, now that the French say so Okay we lost two, now that the ejection seat pic is out Okay we lost three, now that the Mirage 2000 engine was photographed Ok, ok, enough with the pictures, maybe we lost 6 aircraft But we didn't lose the S400 Even though the serviceman deployed to the S400 unit did die, but that was just a car crash... sure, on the same day as Pakistan attacked with CM400AKGs. But that was a coincidence! And look at Modi posing with the S400 launcher without the very radar PAF said they destroyed... solid PROOF! Ok, well now looking at the CM400AKG impact pictures, the dead operator, the missing radar and the fact we're ordering S400 units from Russia... just now... maybe the S400 did get destroyed But we invaded Lahore Port, Quetta Port, Islamabad Port and Faisalabad Port Ok, maybe those cities don't have ports But we destroyed Karachi port... Karachi does have a port we can destroy on evening TV... right? Ok, well maybe on second thought Karachi port wasn't destroyed But we bombed Pakistan's nuclear stash in Kirana hills Ok, maybe that was just one of our missiles soft killed by EW, crashing into rock But there was a radiation leak and Pakistanis are turning into dragons, ninja turtles and butterflies due to radiation OK, maybe the IAEA report is correct and there's no radiation But we've shot down a Pakistani plane... a Mirage powered by a piston engine from a motorcycle And we have a Pakistani pilot in custody Ok, maybe that wasn't a plane but a Pakistani drone that got us, rather than us getting it... but pilot!!! We got him! Two of them... like our 1-900-rent-a-journo buddy Tom says... Chahat Fateh Ali Khan is one of them. Ok, maybe we don't have those pilots and Burkha Dutt just made it all up! But Pakistanis attacked the Golden Temple! Fo sho! Ok, maybe they didn't attack the Golden Temple and maybe Christine Fair has insulted us sufficiently on this one so we won't bring it up again But Asim Munir has been replaced in a coup Ok, maybe he hasn't and has been made Field Marshal instead But Pakistanis are poor and we are rich!!! Ha! Ok, maybe Pakistan has a larger informal economy and properly accounted for their GDP is much larger than we thought... but ours is $4T Ok, maybe our GDP is calculated using loose methodologies, has been rebased, and uses aggressive estimates to inflate both the number and growth rate But Pakistanis do the same! Ok, maybe they don't do the same and if they did their $411B reported GDP, apples to apples, would be more like $600B... plus their informal economy But the average Indian is so much better off! Okay, maybe when you factor Pakistan's actual GDP their per capita would be higher and India is twice as densely populated with half the land/resources per capita as Pakistan... But we are richer, because Ambani's house alone costs $2B... who in Pakistan has a $2B house!?! Ok, maybe that was a bad example and Ambani overlooks the world's largest slum, but look at his wealth! So impressive! Ok, maybe his wealth isn't a great thing because India's disparities are growing and its GINI coefficient is lower than Pakistan's, which has fairer wealth distribution But that's only because the whole world is against us and backing Asim Munir... also ISI, China conspiracy.... waaaahhhhh!!!!! Abki baar Modi sarkar!