Piyaaaa

heyy

[MSD FOR LIFE @GOAT__MSD]

*Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram are down*
Everyone coming back to twitter:

#WhatsApp

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

@chidvil08 I’m some people, some people is me!

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

me : *stares at my selfie until it turns ugly*
me: i knew it

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Kitna bhi try karlo bunny har 5 min me Instagram toh khologe hi.

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

Three words more beautiful than I love you, “exams are cancelled”

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

I need the music GOLMAAL HAI BHAI SAB GOLMAAL HAI at the background whenever I make a wrong decision.

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

Some boy’s be like :

Request cancel karke wapas bhejta hu, shayad usne dekha nhi hoga :)

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

Me : I don’t give a fuck, mujhe farak nahi padta

My anxiety: hume padta hai ..
Overthinking: hume bhi..!

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

I am the kid who arranged books height wise in the bag.

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

If I say I’ll call you back, i will, don’t remind me every six months!

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

When you try to show off your vocabulary and she says kya bol rahe ho yaaaaaar

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

It’s not working out
we need to breakup

**but you said i was the man of your dreams**

I woke up

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

Keep checking on your funny friends, they are never okay

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

When one door closes, another one opens. And then closes. And then opens. It’s the fridge. It’s me in front of the fridge.

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

*Can someone walk by the store and let us know if it’s still there*

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Waiter: enjoy your food
Me: you too
my mind: *sometimes i wish I didn’t talk*

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

*How much do you overthink*
Me:
Y’all ever kill a bug and wonder if their mama is sitting up waiting for them to come home but they dead :)

[Piyaaaa @notyourpiya]

Me: i feel awful
Doctor: Try eating a well balanced diet.
Me: ehhh... what else you got

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I don’t think it’s a coincidence that diet has the word die in it🙃

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“You never post anything”

Me: