Reverend Hale

Salem hit me up once, asked to help dispel some witches, right? All hell then broke loose

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@farmerproc What a joke of a pastor dude, hey hope you’re doing ok in the after life and all. How things HANG over there??? Hahaha that was good

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@Salems_Judge You ought to listen, many men have I hanged on the account of witchcraft, never lightly. Evidence is always important.

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@Abbythotus @TheMrs_Proctor That is quite the accusation, I should head to their house and see if she knows her commandments or had any poppers laying around.

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@TheMrs_Proctor It is suspicious that you should have a poppet and LIVE IN A HOUSE WITHOUT COMANDMENTS who am I to judge though?

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@godshomie_pdog “Let me tell you about hell, and then send you there” such a good pastor

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@godshomie_pdog As I’ve said search her body for signs of the devil, warts or moles and the sort, maybe it can help

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@Abbythotus You and your stallion, ought to put you in a house with no windows. Recite your commandments heathen

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@godshomie_pdog @THE_MAN_UP_ABOV Must you always preach of hell, tell them of the dankness that is heaven man

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@THE_MAN_UP_ABOV Tell us our faults and failings, Lord, sip your tea and judge.

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@godshomie_pdog @THE_MAN_UP_ABOV hey guys we uh might need some bro time here before too long see we have some problems worth sorting out.

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@Salems_Judge Nah man, you’re just blinded by these girls and their tricks. Open your eyes dude she ain’t a witch.

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

Listen everyone, you need to know those commandments. It’s very important, if you don’t you’re probably a witch. #truestory

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@Abbythotus, you’ve got a big mouth, girl. These accusations of yours may cause you pay dearly... bear in mind the commandments

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

Now now, @godshomie_pdog we may preach differently, and you may be insane, but you speak for God so mad respect.

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

Shout out to my homie @farmerproc for always hanging around with me, haha seriously though rip dude.

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

Recently got a call from Salem saying some little girl was sick beyond the doctors abilities to heal, idk sounds like witchy business man.

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@godshomie_pdog @salem Yeah yeah hey look all over try and find any warts or maybe blemishes? If so, stab them. Many times. And if they don’t bleed, I’ll be there

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@Salems_Judge Aye, get your town together though they wildin’ man. You may all be damned for this who knows??

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@TheMrs_Proctor Ahhh, what a man he was. Too proud for his own good. Rip homie

[Reverend Hale @notyourreverend]

@THE_MAN_UP_ABOV Heyyyy man these people are crazy do ya thing down on em