NotYourShow

Board Certified Moron. Voted the #1 Comedy show by people that think its the #1 comedy show. [email protected]

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@MelaniaTrumpo Didn’t someone else already do that bit?

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@PaulyShore If that’s a crime you better get some nose and mustache glasses and lay low for a minute. 🥸

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@TriumphICDHQ https://t.co/ArGHsIxe1h

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@TrungTPhan https://t.co/ArGHsIxe1h

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Sooner or later ya get caught

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@PaulyShore @TheComedyStore @TheLaughFactory @HollywoodImprov Nobody urned brighter and faster than. The best

[Pauly Shore @PaulyShore]

32 years ago today I lost one of my good buddies and a comedy genius, Sam Kinison. He was a lightning bolt of energy on-stage and-off stage. Such a funny dude. Such a nice guy. Most importantly, he was a giver. Left us too soon. Love you, Sam.

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@leesyatt @joshwolfcomedy Love the work ethic and the progress. Keep swinging. Next stop Maddison square garden

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@KatrinaPanova Man the food network is getting desperate.

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@nypost If she thinks that’s overwhelming she should try coming up with a new episode of @SouthPark every week.

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@KateQFunny He’s playing F golf and talking shut! No time in life for shut talkers and people who don’t have the time to spell you and just type U. And just cause it’s too easy. I guess “she dose want to be with U”.

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@tompetty That’s like asking me to pick a favorite kid.

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@HardcoreItalian Why are they all stripper names 🤣

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@Super70sSports Or you are picking up a envelope🤌🏼

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What’s the difference between burning a book and rewriting one? Either way the original intent is gone. Years ago when you thought someone wrote a bad book you wrote a better one. But I guess that would require work.

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Oh shit....Tony Bennett - I Wanna Be Around (ORIGINAL) https://t.co/fL7Kb3FVYW via @YouTube

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@Super70sSports Looks like a young @cwotd ! Batting is my faaaaaavorite

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@larainenewman @realjeffreyross Oh man. That’s awful. Amazing talent and had some of the greatest stories ever told.

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@elonmusk @jordanbpeterson That’s the news version of “I have to be honest”

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

My dad traveled around the country heating lung darts on planes staffed by these beauties. One generation later, I can’t even get a bag of fucking peanuts. I’m calling bullshit.

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