Zac

[Zac @notzactavious]

@d00gs Damn he’s a Dayton man. 👌🏼

[Zac @notzactavious]

I think I would move just about anywhere right now

[Zac @notzactavious]

Yesterday I was at a gas station in Kentucky and I saw a grown man slap another grown man in the face with a partially eaten piece of pizza.

[Zac @notzactavious]

Bengals be Bengal-ing. I swear to god.

[Zac @notzactavious]

I’m rocking a piss in Sheetz and James Blunt is playing. #lifeisgood

[Zac @notzactavious]

Bengals have a bad opening day and now all I read is every ESPN anchor shitting on them. Gotta love it.

[Zac @notzactavious]

When you’re in the south you can always tell who is from the Northeast without even trying.

[Zac @notzactavious]

How many times is Wake County going to let me know I’m not registered to vote there, but if I do I could face prison time since I don’t live there anymore. Currently up to 3 pieces of mail.

[Zac @notzactavious]

I owe a lot to the Victory Records samplers I used to steal out of the AP magazines at Barnes and Noble when I was a kid.

[Zac @notzactavious]

@WRAL Local legend (in my own mind): Zac, turns 31 on the 30th. What an honor.

[Zac @notzactavious]

Good luck. I wouldn’t want to be me. You won’t get far.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Every American's Social Security number may have been stolen in a new hack, with 2.7 billion records allegedly stolen.

Hacking group 'USDoD' claims they have stolen 2.7 billion records of Americans' personal information.

The personal information includes Social Security numbers and physical addresses.

The data was allegedly stolen from data broker 'National Public Data.'

The broker offers personal info to employers, private investigators, and staffing agencies for example.

USDoD is allegedly offering to sell the stolen records.

[Zac @notzactavious]

Here I am yesterday after walking through a quarter mile of thorns to a lake that dried up followed by the keys being locked in the truck.

[Zac @notzactavious]

@kingofpornhub The almost nut finder

[Zac @notzactavious]

Too many podcasters in the world

[Zac @notzactavious]

@kingofpornhub I concur.

[Zac @notzactavious]

Everytime I hear a person describe themselves as ‘California Sober’ a part of me dies.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

A career played with honor, respect and hard work

Eric Staal's number 12 is headed to the rafters in Raleigh

[Zac @notzactavious]

You could really be anything in life and people choose to be a safety guy on a job site. Fuck you guys.

[Zac @notzactavious]

This week I allowed myself to get played by a Phish fan. I truly must be stupid.