z🕷(she/they)

which minor inconvenience am I gonna over exaggerate today? stay tuned

[𝒜𝓈𝒽 ⚰️��� 𝕙𝕖/𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 @gothspacedyke]

“now i send their babies presents and fuck their wives” or whatever tf taylor said

[meg 🩵 @bailbreha]

this is like when steve rogers stole his captain america shield out of the smithsonian

[Okay, English major 🩷🤍🧡 @space_femalien]

I know this isn’t supposed to be funny but… posting this tonight is the funniest thing John Mayer has ever done.

[sapphics like: @sapphicslike]

a rainbow shirt in a supermarket won’t turn your kids gay but velma in her red leather suit will

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

“He’s not in the level of powerful puss you worked hella hard to build” is the realest shit ever.

[jess @enchantedjess13]

when you’re out having a good time and then you get the sudden strong desire to be home in bed as soon as humanly possible

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

[Charlie Clark @CharC_SEO]

Me to the HR department: Thanks! Loved my time being employed here

Me on Glassdoor:

[k @mediamatahari]

who tf is bo burnham i thought he was that animated depressed horse

[ana @shivlestat]

to me, this was cinema.

[Brady @pebbut]

describe your spotify wrapped to me using only a picture of your boobs

[z🕷(she/they) @notzks]

me @ me

[danlet @evildanevil]

trust me we know your spotify wrapped is Taylor, Swift and harry styles we know just by looking at you

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

babe you wanna come over and watch this 40 minute video of someone power washing an old persian rug?

[z🕷(she/they) @notzks]

i want my last tweet to be about how my sister named her wifi after the ghost that haunts my grandmothers house. his name is ted.

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

just a great idea

[z🕷(she/they) @notzks]

@MariamGunja yes so this time i did the curtain bangs instead of straight fringe!!

[z🕷(she/they) @notzks]

did anyone wake up this morning and cut themselves bangs w kitchen shears?

[z🕷(she/they) @notzks]

taking this moment to reflect on my growth as this year, I let an actual professional cut my annual seasonal depression bangs

[z🕷(she/they) @notzks]

i did it again