Terry

I tweet therefore I am

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Life: it’s Friday night, let’s go out!!!

Me, alone filling an iceless cup with tap water: dang, just started cooking

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@gunsnrosesgirl3

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@mashy2 You realize that typo is written by a conservative, eh?

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@accidental_left @mashy2

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@JRehling @mashy2

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@TheJamesMauney @Bojangles Damn

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@andrewperloff Fuck off

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You should be aloud to rough kickers if they miss. Called accountabilty

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@Cannes_Lions @VMLYR @Wendys @BurtonReed

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A Florida license plate is basically a tramp stamp for your car

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Captain Planet would have made a fantastic pro wrestler

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I poop, therefore I am.

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@akmilly Was season 2 good though? Gave up 15 mins in

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“Blue and purple varicose veins squirmed on his ankles.” Thanks for always priming my nightmares @StephenKing @audible_com

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My eyelid won’t stop twitching and I figure it’s either my subconscious telling me “this ain’t it chief” or an aneurism. Come onnnnn aneurism

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I swear every nfl game has a built in movie plot. A clan of chiefs fend off a heard of broncos. Drunk buccaneers die fighting a group patriots. America curb stomps a racist pizza tycoon. Gotta love it #KCvsDEN

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First there was 3G. Then 4G. Now I’m seeing ads for 5G. Can we all agree to stop upgrading at 69G

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Sometimes I wish the floor actually was lava. Would be the holy grail of excuses for staying in bed

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Can’t decide if twitter is practice for tinder or if tinder is practice for twitter. Or if they’re both just practice for a meaningless existence lol

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@akmilly No doubt about it. You’re the rock to my social media crack pipe

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When all the other bathroom stalls are occupied and you get to enjoy the luxurious handicap space guilt free. How’s your Saturday?