Carai que falta faz uma mulher pra ta discutindo com médico pra me dar alta logo nesse cabaré, sozinho tenho que ficar quieto aqui esperando a boa vontade.
The life of a boomer:
- Graduated when a degree guaranteed a job.
- Worked at the same company for 30 years.
- Bought a house at 22 with a single income.
- The wife could stay home and raise the kids.
- The monthly mortgage cost less than a Netflix subscription today
- Networking happened at the strip club.
- “Work hard and you’ll get ahead” was actually true
- Promotions meant life-changing money and not just a pizza party.
- Passed their generational trauma on to their kids.
- Collected a good pension while the system starts to wobble.
- Sold their house for 30 times what they paid
- Tells their kids to quit with all the little trips.