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[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Big tunes from Harls 🫡

🔊 https://t.co/ASOR7fNNeg

@Kia | #TexasHockey

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.

I have reenlisted.

While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew

[1310 Ticket Radio (Unofficial) @TicketRadio]

If I would’ve told you on January 29, 1996 that the Stars and Mavs and Rangers would win world championships before the Cowboys even got back to a conference championship game…

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

The Sphere in Las Vegas

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

@TheEliJordan I’ve only hyperventilated thrice today so I feel like we’re hangin in there pretty well.

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

I cried

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Two words: We’re back. 🏒

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

Two icons in the formation of my love for hockey. Stick taps for the two legends.

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

⭐ Welcome to the Dallas Stars Hall of Fame ⭐ Welcome to the Dallas Stars Hall of Fame ⭐ Welcome to the Dallas Stars Hall of Fame ⭐ Welcome to the Dallas Stars Hall of Fame ⭐

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

Moving to corporate America has had it’s challenges. Namely, I couldn’t think of anything motivational to write on a sticky note to stick to my monitor. That is… until today…

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Welcome to the 1,000 Point Club, Joe Pavelski! 💫

Milestones x @JackDaniels_US | #TexasHockey

[Panther City Lacrosse Club @PantherCityLax]

End of the first at @DickiesArena 👀👀

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

Did you help your wife pick out her outfit for the Taylor Swift concert 3 weeks and some change early, knowing full well that it will change twice before the actual event, and still loving every second of it? Or is your house normal?

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

@SMichaelKreider That wasn’t even in the betting pool!!!! A TRUE CINDERELLA STORY!

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

@SMichaelKreider I’ll be waiting…

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

Still chasing that emotional high of the first time I heard Nicki Minaj say “SELENER” on a Justin Bieber song.

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

I still miss Harambe

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

Things that will never cease to amaze me: we’ve been doing large events for millennia. How have we not figured out post-event traffic?

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

If y’all think y’all are throwing it down on the grill and put a Snapchat up of a grill that looks like you’re making fresh cat food, it’s time to rethink your standards.

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

Money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy chips and queso and you can’t tell me you can be grumpy when you’re eating hot cheese.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

If Find My Friends sent a notification every time I looked at everyone’s locations I think my friends would have me institutionalized

[a figment of ur imagination @nousername40020]

@Jay_Threestacks

[TJ Pittinger @TJ_Pittinger]

Top 2 funniest person in the NFL and he's NOT #2!!!!