kisses

expect nothing, appreciate everything

[💗 @ma1ybe]

At a family dinner, my uncle started complaining that menstrual products were a waste of wood because pads contain cellulose, which comes from trees. He kept insisting women in the old days survived without them anyway. My little sister looked at him and said, “Actually, your birth certificate was a waste of paper.” The table went completely silent.

[miia @miiagarro]

"do you talk to your dad like that too"

baby who do you think my first victim was

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

“I wanna start with ur mama, she should've whooped ur ass”

Is still one of the best intros to a song ever

[𝘕𝘰𝘶𝘪 @Noui_12]

Le moustique qui a fait l’effort de monter jusqu’au 8eme étage pour rentrer chez moi, c’est forcément un problème personnel

[Las brujas del mar @brujasdelmar]

El feminismo existe porque los derechos de los hombres son universales, mientras los de las mujeres dependen de la religión, la geografía y las legislaturas que existan en donde viven.

[aether @bluewdrift]

There is a Japanese Legend that says:

"Whether it's a machine, a house, or a relationship. Maintenance is always cheaper than repairing." What you don't maintain, you eventually lose.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Nik @_NikSpace]

I’m going through something only a shopping spree & making love for 4 hours could fix but OK yeah I’ll stay optimistic

[Indirectas @IndirectasHQ]

Solo hay dos opciones:

1. Estar con un hombre que mueva, cielo, mar y tierra por mí.

2. Estar soltera.

[cigarette @yolotruther]

oh here comes the mysterious $2.11 apple bill on my credit card

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

you put 16 items on the table cashier gon ask if you want a bag like nah ima just shove all this shit up my ass

[‏ًً @inpoesie]

Mi peor decisión financiera fue desarrollar buen gusto. Todo lo que me gusta es caro

[jp 🍃 @j4ypee__]

Chris Brown is finally going to jail but all it took was him hitting a man instead of a woman for them to actually do something smh

[HERBRON JAMES @breebxby]

only man i’m marrying is one who never had to be blocked

[- @alani419]

dear lord, $1m

[kiky☁️ @kikynium]

i dont understand where the stereotype that women talk too much comes from. like have you ever been around men???? they never shut the fuck up

[isa @isabellolzz]

when this happened i lowkey thought he was overreacting but then i was acting worse when france got eliminated

[a$ap ★ @winotheslug]

y’a quoi d’embarrassant là ? Pourquoi ces derniers temps vous essayez de la faire passer pour une vielle meuf comme ça

[🇵🇸 @katluvrrrr]

i miss changing my nationality daily for the world cup 💔

[Max The Airbnb Guy🏡 @Maxtheairbnbguy]

According to psychology, one of the most common mistakes people make in relationships is assuming that their partner thinks, feels, and processes the world the same way they do. This is called the false consensus effect. You project your own emotional patterns onto them. You assume that if they loved you, they would react the way you react, express love the way you express it, apologize the way you apologize. And when they do not, you interpret it as a lack of love. But that is not fair. People are wired differently. They have different attachment styles, different love languages, different coping mechanisms, different nervous systems. Your partner may love you deeply, but express it in ways that do not match your expectations. The key is not to assume. It is to learn. To ask. To be curious about how they experience the world. Because love is not about finding someone who loves you exactly the way you love them. It is about understanding how they love, and choosing to receive it for what it is.