Player Spotlight: Bekvin, for placing 3rd at The Sauna as the 5th seed, beating Younger and Kalvar!
Honorable Mention: Iowndisgam, for placing 5th at The MDVA Melee Arcadian as the 15th seed, beating C. Row and Daniel!
Ohio: Dead fish and cattle being reported as far as 100 miles away from the site.
Journalists covering the story have been arrested.
What the HELL is going on?
when dude said “We must boldly attack bottleneck and traffic jam with left turn lanes and modern interchanges” every single person on earth jizzed themselves before building trillions of concrete snakes