Paul Novak

Coffee is the dominant species on my planet.

[Jeffrey Levin 🇺🇦 @jilevin]

So the logo on Trump's campaign t-shirt looks vaguely familiar. Notice the resemblance?

[Elliott Downing @elliott_downing]

If he fights TikTok as successfully as he fought Covid, you'll find it running on your toaster in six weeks with no way to uninstall it.

[Carrington Ward @CarringtonWard]

Federal 'agents' can use tear gas to protect statues BECAUSE THEY HAVE GAS MASKS, FACE SHIELDS, and other PPE.

But DOCTORS HAVE BEEN DYING BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE GAS MASKS, FACE SHIELDS, and other PPE.

WTAF. Thread: https://t.co/SAdXXoycsF

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The United States of America should not have secret police.

[Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople]

I love being told that I have an irrational fear of a deadly virus by people who are afraid of immigrants, LGBTQ, brown & black people, working women, windmills, vaccines, electric cars, voting by mail, universal health care, environmental protections, higher wages & face masks.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

It's May 2nd, and President Trump still doesn’t have an adequate national testing strategy.

[Jeffrey Levin 🇺🇦 @jilevin]

It is a patriotic act to criticize our government and petition it to redress grievances (it's in our Constitution, look it up):

[Ethics in Bricks @EthicsInBricks]

"A lying government has constantly to rewrite its own history.”
- Hannah Arendt

[Kaila Colbin @kcolbin]

Here is the thing to understand about flattening the curve.

It only works if we take necessary measures before they seem necessary.

And if it works, people will think we over-reacted.

We have to be willing to look like we over-reacted.

[Colin McEnroe @colinmcenroe]

Here are some things we don't have that we would have to have before "reopening" Ct or the USA.
1. Millions of tests. We have tested 41,000 people in CT, where 3.5 million people live.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

President Trump: "I think mail-in voting is horrible, it's corrupt."

Reporter: "You voted by mail in Florida's election last month, didn't you?"

Trump: "Sure. I can vote by mail"

Reporter: "How do you reconcile with that?"

Trump: "Because I'm allowed to."

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

This is getting ridiculous.

I’m drafting legislation to give all Inspectors General protected 7 year terms. Sound like a good idea?

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

The SBA on April 3 informed @SpeakerPelosi & @senatemajldr that it wouldn’t comply with the part of the $350B COVID-3 funding package enforcing the First Amendment by preventing federal tax dollars from going to organizations solely engaged in religious activities! That’s wrong!

[E. Jean Carroll @ejeancarroll]

I am calling on President Trump to turn his New York hotels into additional Covid 19 hospital spaces!

Please Retweet

#DoTheRightThingMrPresident! @realDonaldTrump

[Jeffrey Levin 🇺🇦 @jilevin]

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Colin McEnroe @colinmcenroe]

If I live another 11 years and become a ragged, dirty, Road Warrior madman in filthy robes and fingerless gloves, I will have so much fun attending mob scenes where Trump statues are toppled. Invite me. I will travel.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Of all the rotten, despicable things Donald Trump has done since taking office, blaming health care workers for the lack of masks is like top 3.

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

What kind of pathological liar lies about his lies to people who have video recordings of the lies he’s lying about and who actually read his previous lies to him word for word as he tries to lie about those lies?