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Read. Eat. Repeat.

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@NancyMace I wish we could deport you.

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@Phil_Lewis_ I didn’t know that was him! I loved Fern Gully. Robin Williams as Batty? My man. ♥️

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@TrumanJasper @NancyMace @jk_rowling Na, I think it’s still “cunt”, even in the south. Bless @NancyMace ‘s cold heart.

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@jk_rowling Wash Her name out of your mouth with battery acid, you disgusting troll. Trans Rights are human rights.

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@NancyMace @jk_rowling Yeah, how about her stance on Trans people? How are you this tone-deaf, it’s WILD.

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@BarackObama If Mango Mussolini breaks the constitution and allows third terms, I sincerely hope you run again. ♥️

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Hey, @CallawayGolf ! Ever been hit and knocked to the ground by someone bigger than you? Maybe it’s time.

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So, fuck @Target and @tartecosmetics . What other bridges are we burning today?

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Senators @LindseyGrahamSC and @SenatorTimScott,
Please sign the letter initiated by Senator Feinstein opposing the EATS Act (S. 2019) —the deadline is TODAY.

Eating sick animals hurts people. Thank you <3

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Just visited @Starbucks and noticed y’all don’t have straws anymore. Thank you for doing you part to protect our oceans!!

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@kmcnuggets We could use a Teal Swan impression right about meow…🥰

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@todoist Everything looks good now, thank you!! <3

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@todoist This can't be right, are there server issues?

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Mews + Brews Cat Cafe—LET'S DO THIS!!!!🙌🙌🙌 @Kickstarter https://t.co/gxwHRTFta6

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@alicewriterland I've noticed that you seem to use the word "warren" in all of your books. Would you say it's a favorite?

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@SlimFast I'm trying Rhodiola rosea, an adaptogen, to help manage my anxiety. It looks like chocolate powder, tastes mildly of tea, and has an invigorating effect. Have you ever considered adding it to your chocolate shakes? https://t.co/MmwbMm7bVY

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@cjmcmahon_NH @jcyr I think it's Bermuda Triangle Adjacent.

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@cjmcmahon_NH @jcyr No, are you?

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@moneywithkatie That's what I thought you'd say—sounds like a scam to me ;) Thanks, girl. If you want to launch an investor-specific educational series, I'd sign up for that :)

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@moneywithkatie I trust you. What do you think about Dow James?