paige

imma come back and put something sensible here I promise

[paige @noviibabe]

happy sundee🌞

[Amajahl Knowles @3AM__MO]

Y’all know if yall grandparents are dying or are on their deathbed you don’t have to take a picture of/with them and post on social media yinno ?

We would have believed you.

[paige @noviibabe]

Upgraded to a side hug? Wait a min

[n i c k 🌍🥂 @imnickmitchell]

I caught myself about to start bitching about how expensive The Bahamas is and ya know what, I’m not doing that anymore. I realised I am not doing anything but complaining. I ain’t trying to relocate, and I don’t have much to offer in terms of solutions so imma shut the fxck up and just deal with it.

[paige @noviibabe]

I had to actually show my guy friend what a bodysuit is because he just could not fathom that women are wearing the adult equivalent of a onesie with snaps between the legs😂

[paige @noviibabe]

I be scared to correct these profs

[paige @noviibabe]

Confused as to why my coworker would tell someone to call back between 1-5 when this was something he could have dealt with?? Like are we just passing on responsibility??

[paige @noviibabe]

Especially when you done had baby and get engaged 🤦🏻‍♀️

[n i c k 🌍🥂 @imnickmitchell]

I don’t get the trend of hiding your partner’s face in pictures. I always assume that means you’re cheating or that person cheating. Idk

[paige @noviibabe]

The way this guy asked for my number immediately after I was done getting my hair done😭 cant say nothing to me rn

[paige @noviibabe]

I done took so much pain meds idk if my body knows what to do rn

[paige @noviibabe]

Not my sweet ting hinting that he single

[paige @noviibabe]

I am so very unserious sometimes

[paige @noviibabe]

I so nervous about getting my hair colored as if I wasn’t the one that booked the appointment 🥲🥲

[paige @noviibabe]

Americans and they weak drinks🙄

[paige @noviibabe]

Lord give me the patience to make it through this night 🙄🙄

[paige @noviibabe]

Amazon really think I pay for prime and gonna wait an extra day for my package to save them money??

[Jenni @hashjenni]

this is annoying and inconsiderate guys.

[paige @noviibabe]

D1 yapper😒

[n i c k 🌍🥂 @imnickmitchell]

An old fashioned scorched conch is a must. Keep all that weird tropical shxt for the tourists 😂

[paige @noviibabe]

Eating gold fish and clicking through spreadsheets when I deserve to be on a boat rn😒

[paige @noviibabe]

Just moved in and this apartment smell like backwood🤦🏻‍♀️ i swear if i get moved again 😒