nowaconstrictor

mediocre fisherman and lightning strike survivor

[nowaconstrictor @nowaconstrictor]

I just discovered who visited my Twitter profile!

https://t.co/XFgSKmvmYT

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[ryan @AngryPredsFan]

It took eeli tolvanen approximately four minutes of ice time to score more goals with the kraken than cole smith has scored for the preds in 34 games this year

[nowaconstrictor @nowaconstrictor]

@CallofDuty I tried doing 1 of your 257 updates and it wouldn’t download. Cancelled the update to retry it and it uninstalled THE WHOLE ENTIRE GAME. Gimme my money back 🤣

[nowaconstrictor @nowaconstrictor]

@AngryPredsFan Tomasino-Glass-Tolvanen on our 3rd or 4th would probably be one of our most productive lines

[crazy ass moments in american politics @ampol_moment]

Joe Biden says it’s Elton John’s fault we are spending $6 billion to fight HIV AIDS. (2022)

[nowaconstrictor @nowaconstrictor]

All dogs go to heaven except chihuahuas

[nowaconstrictor @nowaconstrictor]

@PredsNHL

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🚀💫♥️ Yesss!!! ♥️💫🚀

[pj @Jaedimla1]

Dear God, please calm my mind, heal my heart and take my worries away.

[nowaconstrictor @nowaconstrictor]

@IRStaxpros put the $1400 back on my return you crooked cheating pricks

[nowaconstrictor @nowaconstrictor]

On the brink of WW3 and we elected a spineless president with Alzheimer’s… all bc the last one hurt our feelings 😢

[nowaconstrictor @nowaconstrictor]

Me in 2016: lol why do we let a groundhog determine the weather that’s stupid

Me in 2022: GROUNDHOG FOR PRESIDENT

[Nashville Predators @PredsNHL]

BORO THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Touch Joe and see what happens @joerogan

[nowaconstrictor @nowaconstrictor]

@JoeBiden so do you

[nowaconstrictor @nowaconstrictor]

@lukecombs you suck

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

The @KingHenry_2 Experience is BACK 👑

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

All hail the King! Happy birthday @KingHenry_2 👑👑👑

[nowaconstrictor @nowaconstrictor]

@PredsNHL Nobody wants a piece of Gun show Tanner Jeannot