abysmal

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

The idea that Elon Musk worked harder than every person alive and who has ever lived is a very stupid and immature fairytale. Wake up. He’s robbing us.

[re: emma @evemmore]

the correct opinion on sex and the city is that mr big is evil and should be in prison and he is also carries soul mate

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[sena˚.🎀༘⋆ @jdmsduck]

dilf of the year, end of discussion

[Jolie Cowslington @yomgqashiyo]

Of course the first trillionaire would be an apartheid beneficiary

[𝑮uigo ★ 🏆🇧🇷 @ngnsboy]

This isnt okay this isnt normal this isnt okay

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Today, for the first time in recorded history, we have tangible, documented proof that even one trillion dollars can’t buy love.

[Aparna @chhuti_is]

The only problem with the Karl Marx quote on trillionaires is that Marx never said this.

[HurtKoPain @aintnowaymanwhy]

🫩farmers market in a country where mandi exists has to be an elitist hate crime

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[☕︎ @peskyteen]

i’m too stupid to commit suicide id probably just end up paralyzed

[rosh @funny_turd]

jains tweeting bigoted shit ≈ pigeon droppings

[S🎞️ @cinephilishh]

If loving me means letting go and wishing me the best then i guess i wish you loved me less

[abysmal @noway_whatever1]

@md_omz bold of you to assume i know who franciscans are

[abysmal @noway_whatever1]

are jesuit’s and catholics different

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

peak liberal take

[g4uri @okjaaneman]

indian calling fellow indian jeets/jeetas is so fucking funny 😭😭😭

[kar @bustitopen420]

no one “earns” a trillion dollars

[abysmal @noway_whatever1]

not me

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

every man i've dated hates me and is still in love with me at the same time