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Aspiring misandrist.

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@Jeff_sixKings @MarkMeuser That's really rude. He can be both!

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@USDA_FNS @SecRollins Y'all are pathetic for posting this propaganda on a government page that should be bipartisan.

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Hey @turo - care to explain why your company refuses to remove my debit card info & continues charging me without authorization, in direct violation of EFTA and CUTPA?

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@T24Raquel68040 @GavinNewsom Some of these statistics are false. Have you considered looking them up yourself?

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@scroggins11b @AwesomeNewsom Is this true? Because I thought celebrities & such stopped going in 2008 when he had to register & Miley Cyrus (and maybe others on this list) were minors in 2008...

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@piersmorgan

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

HUGE NEWS FOR “MY GUYS AND GALS”!!! NEWSOM UNIVERSITY IS OPENING VERY SOON. ENROLLMENT IS ALREADY THROUGH THE ROOF. EVERYBODY WANTS IN (EVEN THE LOSERS) BUT ONLY THE SMARTEST, MOST TALENTED STUDENTS WILL BE ACCEPTED (NO LOW IQ DING-DONGS LIKE JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE OR LAURA “LOW RATINGS” INGRAHAM). NEWSOM UNIVERSITY WILL BE THE MOST INCREDIBLE CAMPUS THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, TRUST ME THAT I'VE HIRED THE BEST CONTRACTORS TO BUILD. COURSES INCLUDE THE ART OF "MAPS," HOW TO TRIGGER “SLUMPY” SEAN HANNITY (VERY EASY COURSE, DAY ONE!), ADVANCED HAIR GEL APPLICATION (TAUGHT BY THE BEST), AND HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL LIKE ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — AMERICA’S “HOTTEST” GOVERNOR (MANY PEOPLE SAY IT, NOT JUST ME!). DING DING, THE SCHOOLBELL RINGS — CLASSES START THIS FALL!!! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING "THANK YOU! THANK YOU DEAR GOVERNOR!!!" TO WHICH I SAY, YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA!!! — GCN

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No one should retweet this.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I WON’T TAKE HIS “ADVICE.” SORRY SEAN!!!! THEN THEY DRAGGED OUT THE B-TEAM OF DUMB DUMBS: “MEATBALL RON,” TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, AND TEDDY “CANCUN” CRUZ (HE EVEN FLEW BACK SPECIAL FROM MEXICO!) ALL WHINING ABOUT ME, GCN! THEY HAD TO “PLAY THE MUSIC” TO SHUT TED UP ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR (I GET IT! SO JEALOUS!). TOTAL DISASTER. MAGA HATES ME BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU. THEY HATE THAT CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH BIGGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. THEY HATE THAT CRIME IS DOWN, THAT WE’RE #1 IN FARMING (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), MANUFACTURING, TOURISM & TECH… ALL WHILE WE GIVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, FREE SCHOOL MEALS (MAKE AMERICA PREGNANT AGAIN!), PAID “BABY LEAVE” FOR MOMS (THEY SHOULD NOT RETURN ANYWAYS!!), $20 MINIMUM WAGE & SO MUCH MORE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! THEY HATE THAT DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING. FOX & MAGA HAVE NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!!! THEY SHOULD CRY HARDER! SAD!!! — GCN

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

"UCLA is not going to sell their soul like Harvard or Brown or Penn or Columbia." –Governor @GavinNewsom

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@SkyPatrolTheatr @GovPressOffice Yes, that makes so...much sense... Did those people pay...for the teaching? Maybe they can...get a refund.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

FACT: Hitler and the Nazi Party repeatedly exaggerated or outright fabricated crime and unrest in order to justify taking over policing powers, centralizing control, and dismantling democratic safeguards.

Hitler’s regime weaponized false or exaggerated crime narratives to rally support for authoritarian measures, then used state police forces to suppress opposition and cement one-party rule. The playbook relied on creating a sense of emergency, undermining trust in democratic institutions, and convincing the public that only the Nazis could restore order.

[Representative Elect McGee @SaraForTexLege]

If you are 13 years old and raped by your uncle in Texas and become pregnant, you are forced to carry that child to term.

When I went to vote on the first day of early voting last year, the representative who currently holds this seat was at the polling place handing out cards.

When I took the opportunity to tell him how absolutely horrible that was, his response to me was “well we can’t allow exceptions for rape or incest because then everyone will just start claiming it’s rape or incest.”

So I’m taking his job.

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@iJasOberoi @AOC My friend applied to 400 jobs in the last 6 months & hasn't received a single offer. Should she starve and/or not get medical treatment?

If you're removing access to food contingent upon employment then remove roadblocks to employment first, or guarantee everyone a job.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Found the tweet for this one.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Things were getting out of control at the #NoKings protest in CB/Omaha. Send help 🤣😂 #CWS #Omaha #Nebraska

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@TomSull74687110 @MikeOnHoliday1 @ChaseForLiberty @DavidPollackUSA Because it's a lie. Gas is $2.85 at that station, which you can verify through Exxon.

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@HeidiSnow381 @PeteHegseth @DeptofDefense "WPS is yet another woke divisive/social justice/Biden initiative"
There's no Red Herring. There's just a flat out lie.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Meet MAGA supporter and now FSU gunman Phoenix Ikner.

This Bible thumping MAGA murderer is a die hard Trump supporter and the son of a Leon County Sheriff's deputy.

Too soon to talk about sensible gun laws?

Or are we still content on the traditional and completely fucking useless “Thoughts and prayers”?

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@juliew38138 @PeteButtigieg Eliminating branches and/or absorbing their responsibilities is quite literally consolidating power. He's taking the many, making it into one.