Shantanu G (शंतनु)

Coffee Fanatic | Poha Patriot | Podcast Binger | Urban Nomad | Alum @ISBedu @AshokaUniv @VNITN

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

2023 was the year of OpenAI
2024 - OpenAI era reign continued
2025 was the year of Gemini
2026 is already looking like year of Claude.

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

Need to find a way to donate all those sweets sent during festivals and weddings.

Eating all of them is unsustainable and unhealthy.

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

The 30s have firmly grasped me.

The energy to process things that are happening around me all the time has now gone down.

Before I react - I ask myself, “Saanu ki?” - Why does it matter to me?

I let most of the things pass by. I know that’s not good. But I prefer my sanity.

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

The silence in the theatre after the end of the film said it all.

Homebound will stay with me. Although I don’t think I can watch it again.

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

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[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

#OperationSindoor on the games field.

Outcome is the same - India wins!

Congrats to our cricketers.

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

We probably have reached a stage in life where everyone disappoints.

And then we feel disappointed at being disappointed.

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

Govts be like I will tax you a lot,

Then we will reduce taxes and call it a Discount.

What will we do with money saved?

Consume more and pay taxes.

Net net - No bachat

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[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

The new Tennis rivalry is firmly in place.

#sinneralcaraz

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

@harshk10 @credofly Crazy

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

DSP Siraj 🫡🤌🏼

#INDvsENGTest

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

@Kaey_bee @BlrCityPolice @CPBlr @blrtrafficwatch It appalls me how people park with absolute no consideration for anyone else.

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

@Kaey_bee Or do a backflip and pretend they were wrestling

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

Guess, Coldplay will end up paying for their alimonies. 🫣

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

The CEO of one of the largest tech companies in the world was just caught on camera having an affair with his head of HR 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

@VishalBhargava5 I will get 2x the sqft area for that much money in Jubilee Hills, Hyderabad. 🫠

Mumbai is really expensive.

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

@KotakCares @KotakBankLtd

You guys are perhaps the only bank I know of which is asking me to pay for annual fees before cancelling the credit card!

There's no way to cancel the credit card from bank app or website - wants me to contact customer care. Talk of dark patterns!

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

God Bless Test Cricket.

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

Melodi Moment in Making. Ind vs Ita

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

🚨 ITALY QUALIFIED INTO THE T20I WORLD CUP 2026 🚨

- A HISTORIC ACHIEVEMENT IN CRICKET HISTORY.

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

A sandal fossilised on a Bengaluru road.

⁦@peakbengaluru⁩

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

@shalakulkarni Are you eating in that Vietnamese hat?

[Shantanu G (शंतनु) @nowheremanoos]

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