bartleby the swagener

it's bad when people think words are things

[bartleby the swagener @nowheresvilley]

@jmsnftzptrck the part with the different sizes of grasshoppers. how mean they are to the hotel owners. the scene where theyre all reading Stalin. god it is a masterpiece

[Lin-Manuel Rwanda @facebookvillain]

dem operative: the kids are too woke and the reds are too bold. hasan piker is about to have an "accident"

median voter: I would vote for the rizzler, but not his dad

[bartleby the swagener @nowheresvilley]

the in-app comments on this article are astonishing

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

This WSJ story on John Fetterman is wild especially on him blowing off a meeting with Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia who were concerned about Medicaid cards: “Behind closed doors, the first-term senator shows little interest in doing the job beyond cultivating relationships with conservative media figures and advocating for Israel.” https://t.co/92MOYMXW2W

[gel @ttpdfc]

before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now

[Kyrie Eleison Irving @corpsglorieux]

True! #XenuTouchedOnLRonHubbard

[bartleby the swagener @nowheresvilley]

nos- nostalgic?

[melon 🍈🏳️‍⚧️ #okaytwt and #meowtwt @uhhhhhmelon]

how 9 year old zohran was controlling osama on 9/11

[the ACPs biggest hater @Novanamix]

Autistics need to learn to lie for their own sake

[bartleby the swagener @nowheresvilley]

more people would be nice about Sami god's religious schizo posting if he was a clocky transgender

[Cultured Swine (@culturedswine2.bsky.social) @tales_tomorrow]

Pete Hegseth: We need our military to be more like the Spartans! *immediately loses fight with Persia over an important chokepoint*

[Morgan_of_the_Maxilla @KeepJiujitsuGay]

The actual answer is that being sexually receptive while ugly isn't life-ruining, but being sexually aggressive while ugly can absolutely bury you

Morality has aesthetic standards and the sooner we accept this, the better

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

As a kid who grew up in the middle of Pottermania, I think it’s overlooked how the appeal of the fantasy is 30% magic and owls and whatnot and 70% having an upper class Victorian childhood.

[bartleby the swagener @nowheresvilley]

"it would complete your look asf"

[. @igotdamotion]

alright man I guess

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Anarchist Supply Chain: Diabetic Version

[PSF Sierra @slothsaretight3]

A lot of you treat Obsession like it was a real thing that happened

[$ @jxtsummer]

the point of having is giving

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

There should be a series of Rothko-inspired pop tarts

[ophelia @ophoelia]

go download sims

[bartleby the swagener @nowheresvilley]

if someone cuts off your leg is it your problem or theirs

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

crazy how trauma isn’t your fault but it’s your responsibility to heal