well that’s too damn bad

i won't rest until i've complained about everything

[well that’s too damn bad @nowimjanedoe]

he’s currently the hottest man on the planet if you care

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hunter Biden: “As it relates to Donald Trump, fuck him. Fuck his son. Fuck his daughter. I mean it, all of them, the whole family down to the grandchildren. I hope for the rest of time their names will live ignominy. They have done the most awful things to my family and to me”

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I can finally rest

[MB @missedherbus]

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Minions salad from the diarrhea farm

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

anyone wanna come over? i’m making pillsbury glass bread, parasite lettuce caesar salad, and screwworm steak for dinner 💕

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

If you see an 82 yr old man eating ice cream and start thinking about gay sex, I have news for you...

[well that’s too damn bad @nowimjanedoe]

do i have a parasite or did i just eat too much garlic bread

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[trash jones @jzux]

if I landed a plane on my own after my teacher killed himself in front of me and they used HIS photo in the news I would find his body and throw it out another plane

[g @34rths]

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS IN JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO HOT TO BE DOING ALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[well that’s too damn bad @nowimjanedoe]

DURING THE HEAT WAVE???

[CNN @CNN]

Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building with a banner promoting peace and appear to get engaged. https://t.co/dqH4IJBc7T

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

This week someone targeted my family for harm with a false report. We’re physically OK, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t harmed. I am beyond furious.

Whatever your politics, this is awful, wrong, and can never become normal. https://t.co/72wxaVLzVT

[well that’s too damn bad @nowimjanedoe]

olivia really did her big one here

[papi bones @echolaliass]

there’s this greatest song of all time https://t.co/7h3CoObaIy

[papi bones @echolaliass]

there’s this greatest song of all time https://t.co/7h3CoObaIy

[devi @gutsbian]

what the hell is wrong with olivia rodrigo and why the hell is the same thing wrong with me

[🍒 @cherryxmuva]

why are people surprised hunter biden is hung. he literally has that vibe

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

We are witnessing Twitter greatness

[well that’s too damn bad @nowimjanedoe]

so why do we need AI for a caption like this