Tony Wonderbluth

I'm here, I'm queer, I married an amazing guy and his pain-in-the-ass family followed him over here.

Gay Magician (tm), amateur baker, glitter aficionado.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee I mean strippers, sure, but twinks who keep talking about how we're driving away his imaginary girlfriends?

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee Your husband is forever and he's still hot. Stop chasing closet cases.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee They said I looked like Pepto Bismol and you STILL came on to that asshole.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee I think we make each other better, is the important thing, we are pushed to new sexual heights.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

Still too few investors for The Magic Show. That one weird guy in Pennsylvania almost took but his dumb kids called him a 'magic bitch'.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee His problem is he has no commitment to self-improvement. It's keeping him at mid-tier.

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@joewithabee I'm more of a [bleep] [bleeeeeeep] [redacted] [bleep] man myself, thank goodness I insisted you get really good at it.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee None of them were permanent anyway, he can calm down.

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@joewithabee That one dude keeps listing off the diseases you gave him, we remembered all of them LAST time, Greg, god.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

Tour was a dream come true. Cuatro was a flood of booze and glitter and I didn't remember it in the morning, so nostalgic. #blessed

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee Not that it stops you, but it's weird now when no one stops halfway through because they just remembered you owe them money.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee mmmm come here and show me how good you are put the cover over the dove cage though alssda;j

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@joewithabee See what happens when you're patient? <3<

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee And normally that works out in my favor. But this time it doesn't, so we're not doing it.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee Good boy. We can have very assertive, masculine sex now.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee Mm. We'll experi - you know what, that's not the point. Michael doesn't get to know about it.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee That will probably lead to me staring into space for hours questioning my life, so no, not so much.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee I don't like to be called a pansy in bed. You made that up when you said it. Right? To make a point? A terrible, stupid point?

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee Uh huh. Not what I asked, but we're making progress. ...you know what, [bleep] it.

[Tony Wonderbluth @NowImOverHere]

@joewithabee ....wait, no, scratch that, do you remember any specifics in your life outside of the last two hours?