GOB Wonderbluth

Magician, sex god, entertainer, and gentleman honey farmer. President of Bluth Co. and of the GOB Bee Company. Married to Tony Wonderbluth. Love each other.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@whatdidiexpect you got any weird, dirty looking people following you?

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

Weird people are following me nowadays. They look poor. Probably idolize me and my rich husband.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

Feeling very gay today for some reason. Don't get why. Put on eyeliner. Smeared it in bed with Tony. Good day.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

Do you ever have days where you just feel like a raging homosexual.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

MY NOSE HAS NOT STOPPED BLEEDING ALL DAY @NowImOverHere am I dying what is happening

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

I just got a nosebleed out of nowhere.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@notlikeabird @peakalloveryou ?

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

Forget-me-nows are a good answer to a lot of things. Just a thought I wanted to share with the world at large.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

I sense a disturbance.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@whatdidiexpect Tony refuses to have Starbucks in our house.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@whatdidiexpect Ugh. So "practical", Michael.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@whatdidiexpect Isn't that poor people coffee?

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@votesitwell Maybe we should buy him something too. Hair dye? Glitter? . . .Glittery hair dye?

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@votesitwell YEAH! Having a sugar daddy is the best. @NowImOverHere

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@votesitwell Nothing really says "pay attention to me" like expensive purple paisley, khakis, and fancy shoes with no socks.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@votesitwell And maybe we could go buy some new shirts because Tony's been having me wear these girly starched ones. I miss loud patterns.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@votesitwell I have Tony's bedazzled purse and nothing but time and six credit cards. Let's buy you and Hillary Bluth-Sitwell some shoes.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@votesitwell . . .if I go shoe shopping with you, will you still be mad at me?

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@votesitwell Hillary Bluth-Sitwell. Eleanor Bluth-Sitwell. William Bluth-Sitwell.

[GOB Wonderbluth @joewithabee]

@votesitwell @joewithabee Have you guys picked a name yet? Because I vote for Michael George if it's a boy and Mickaela Georgina for a girl.