Michael Bluth

Just because I happen to share their DNA doesn't mean I'm part of their family. Honestly.

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@joewithabee What's with the scare quotes? Afraid of Starbucks? I'll just be over here drinking my delicious #frappucino.

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@joewithabee It's convenient, though.

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

Life is good <3 #starbucks

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@uncagedwisdom @votesitwell @joewithabee Gob has to apologize first!

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@votesitwell @joewithabee Sally, it's not /my/ fault that Gob won't apologize for his behavior!

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@joewithabee @votesitwell You're using my wife to relay messages to me now? That's just immature, Gob.

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@OpieAwardWinner Maeby, I'm a little concerned.

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@votesitwell We were fighting about something... important...?

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@votesitwell it's not like it's keeping me awake at night or anything

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@votesitwell Not.... not at all...

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

Um... Maeby? Why do you keep tweeting the same link to a Russian sex toy site? Do I want to know the answer to that question?

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

I'm doing perfectly fine and living a full, happy, and complete life #notlonely #dontmissanyone

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@joewithabee @votesitwell I was talking about LOSS, not the person lost being male or female!

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@joewithabee @votesitwell One dead wife is one too many dead wives, Gob, I wouldn't expect you to understand

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@joewithabee @votesitwell That's emotional blackmail and I won't stand for it

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@joewithabee @votesitwell EXHIBIT B.

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@joewithabee @votesitwell That's debatable.

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@joewithabee @votesitwell Exhibit A.

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@joewithabee @votesitwell SCREW YOU, GOB! I CAN'T BE IN HELL, YOU'RE ALREADY PUTTING ME THROUGH IT!

[Michael Bluth @whatdidiexpect]

@joewithabee @votesitwell That would explain the gravity-defying hair.