Sally Sitwell

Democratic congressional candidate. Hometown girl. Natural blonde! :)

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@joewithabee That mental image is making me less mad at you by the second. Let's go make it come true. <3

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@joewithabee ...I will consider ramping down the level to which I'm mad at you.

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@joewithabee Hmm yeah those are all pretty great WAIT I'M STILL SUPER MAD AT YOU. Although having Michael's undivided attention's been nice.

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@joewithabee No way, I've vetoed George, Michael and Oscar. Names of Presidents or First Ladies are fine. Apart from George Washington/Bush.

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@joewithabee MICHAEL might forgive you but I DON'T you were both gone MONTHS and I am SO PREGNANT and you LEFT ME TO BE A WHALE BY MYSELF

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@joewithabee @whatdidiexpect And by parent I mean your dad, obviously, your mom is too scary.

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@joewithabee @whatdidiexpect UGH this is so middle school you guys. If I have to get one of your parents to come yell at you I CAN DO THAT.

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@joewithabee @whatdidiexpect ...do you actually BELIEVE that Tony is in his 30s or are you going along with his hilarious lies out of love?

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@joewithabee @whatdidiexpect ...oh, sweetie, he can just about pass for 45 *now*.

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@whatdidiexpect Nothing's THAT important. I mean, unless it was about me, but I already know it wasn't.

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@joewithabee @whatdidiexpect You can't stay on tour for 12 YEARS. (A that's stupid and B, is Tony going to be touring when he's like 60?)

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@whatdidiexpect It's so dumb! Do you even remember what you were fighting about?

(I guess you could read your Twitter)

(Don't do that)

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@whatdidiexpect Uh huh. And the fact that your brother hasn't seen that sonogram on the fridge doesn't bother you. At all.

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@joewithabee It's been over two weeks.

Are you two idiots seriously just never going to speak to each other again?

PBTS He misses you.

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@joewithabee He loves you plenty. Just not with his [bleep], thank God.

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@joewithabee @whatdidiexpect from now on I don't want you getting drunk together unless a responsible adult is there. Or at least me or Tony

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@joewithabee @whatdidiexpect you read my mind. Which is why there is no alcohol left in my house.

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@whatdidiexpect @joewithabee then why are you in jail :(

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@whatdidiexpect @joewithabee I mean if you're going to CHEAT on me at least don't do it with somebody where you could go to JAIL for it

[Sally Sitwell @votesitwell]

@joewithabee @whatdidiexpect >:C >:C I am coming down there to bail Michael out.