Dennis Reynolds

Part-time bartender, full-time sexual experience.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

"I hope you hook up with my sibling." - ancient Reynolds curse

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical oh, I'm so bad. I'm an evil bad man. I hope you and Dee do hook up.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical everyone wants to misunderstand things. You know why I haven't banged a woman in a while? So much WORK.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical everyone loves throwing that word around and it's really reducing its power, I hope you know that

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical I don't like how you're implying I'm something to be concerned about

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical you've shown me so much. Thank you.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical what I'm getting from this is nobody really KNOWS what they want yet so it's up to me that they try every kind.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical ...I have so much power.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical what's the word for "i don't know if I'll be into it until I've stuck my dick in it, but usually breasts are a good sign"?

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@notlikeabird random girl on the Internet wants to do you. History of lying, also: huge bitch.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical I'll put in a word for you.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical bi dudes show up to gay bars. Dee lands so many wasted guys who are hot for her masculine features.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical ...I have cats now. And the bar is thriving.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical what I've learned from that is women are annoying when you're not banging them, which I knew.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical I'm not any fuller now I'm just less annoyed.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical Mac thought you're not gay if you high five afterwards.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical you're not getting me with this. Six times a day I talk my way out of this with Mac.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@paddyssheriff @so_mathematical yes, thank you. I have receipts.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@paddyssheriff @so_mathematical yes, thank you.

[Dennis Reynolds @peakalloveryou]

@so_mathematical They get very confused. They need someone to cut through all that useless crap.