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[Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss]

Inching ever closer to non-parody, this account.

[Kerry Jax 🦋 @kerryjax71]

Greatest squirrel feeder ever
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[Jose @Glick_Owens]

Life comes at you fast

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

people r either cheering or lamenting that the Twitter execs got totally owned. The execs, who must have had a lot of options or shares, are laughing their way to the bank because for the owners of Twitter this was a crazy windfall. Like someone buying yr house for 4 times value.

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Best way to see Van Gogh's "Starry Night" is to stare at the center of the spiral for 20 seconds and then look at the painting

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Brilliant! 🏰

Thank you @looncall68 for sharing. #montypython #tisbutascratch #halloween

[Louie Mantia, Jr. @Mantia]

Folks, they did it.

They really fucking did it.

[Christina 🦦 @Pepperoni_Salad]

DYING at the Canadians in the Zoom talking about The Friendly Giant and the Americans being like "WTF there was a chicken in a bag nailed to the wall?!"

YES AND THIS MADE US WHAT WE ARE. WHY ALL CANADIAN HOMES HAVE A BAG CHICKEN ON THE WALL.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

Elon Musk's "thoughts" on Russia and Ukraine today prove the theory of why Trump likes Putin and Kim. All these guys like one another because they think they think alike, like power-obsessed sociopaths for whom human lives are mere statistics and inconveniences.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

Let's try this then: first, the Russian troops leave the Donbas/Crimea, then the people who fled in the last 8 years move back into their homes and/or have them rebuilt, and then, after a free and fair election campaign, we can ask them, but you won't like their answer.

[Prof. Devi Sridhar @devisridhar]

Academics agreeing to exciting new papers & projects…

[3M @3M]

The #CorsiRosenthalBox movement continues to take classrooms by storm, and we can confidently say that this #DIY air purifier works! Tested by 3M scientists, Corsi-Rosenthal Boxes are proven to capture unwanted airborne particles. 🦠 Show us your DIY CR Box in the comments below!

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

Real attitude of Russian citizens towards their country.

Everything is fake there - their army, their weapons, their patriotism.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

I've tried to explain to people in the West what is actually happening in Russia but seeing is believing.

This is from yesterday's state-organised rally in Red Square. Remember, nothing gets said at these without approval from the top. The very top.

[peter pomerantsev @peterpomeranzev]

being able to show you can control public is one of the emblems of Tsardom. Putin has lost control of the military situation. Losing control of propaganda will show that beneath the shiny fascist boots are feet of clay. Now stamp on them. https://t.co/ZGNMvLeVVS

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

box: meow

schrodinger: ignore that