jesse

mostly just minding my own business

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend

[jesse @nowoodles]

@moremarriott sales are at an all time high

[gifs but slightly faster @gifsbut]

toronto ontario car floating flying

[Jonesington Slimpbob @SpunkityBall]

why did my phone pull up an image of me digging in my belly button for this

[big duntles @biglunty]

if you think the ninky nonk’s got a valid mot you’re a fucking mug

[hoser @McHoser13]

apple bottom tungs, boots with sahur

[mr. probably gay @powcampsurvivor]

having a serious heart to heart with someone then they look up and see adolf kirkler

[Carly Rae Sepsis @sped_bundy]

i need to put my phone in a lockbox when i take xanax

[cav empty @cavempty_]

a pulp is one of the classic things to be beaten to

[Abby @iHave_Powers]

One time I was in a Sexual Scenario and i moaned the word Bruh

[ring 🥕☀️ @pavlov_exp]

I was trying to make my status the brown heart what server am I in that has 14 Clevelands

[homerfan1738 @HomerFan1738]

all my friends are peter cleveland joe

[Silly Stu @sillystu4u]

Smoking on that shit that made Ben drown

[aria ! @pupgirlprincess]

problematic steam level gap

[louis 🍉 @alfdefolf]

just started convulsing in laughter because i was typing “bro is named” and then i’d swipe my keyboard twice to make a name and eventually got to “fella named Question Marco”

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

in england do they call it gazza's mod

[weather @dsxf234161]

it snew

[angel of love and kindness @RideForDeath]

Had such a good idea I got a boner #StrokeOfPenius

[Jack Profound @godisangryatme]

Asking the 17 year old stocker if they carry this in a men’s XL