Tessa Shaw

Tweeting: Tech. Marketing. #shawlife #momlife • Chief Muse @assetmuse • Twitmo @tessadesiree • Wife @darrinshaw

[Tessa Shaw @nowtherearetwo]

@smartenedup2 @TacomaFire

[Tessa Shaw @nowtherearetwo]

@smartenedup2 @TacomaFire Looks like this place

[Tessa Shaw @nowtherearetwo]

@ianmiles The headline makes it sound like he shot an already deceased pregnant woman. Odd all around.

[Glum Examination @GlumExamination]

@GerryKCgirl @alx When I was growing up we used to have a saying. Went something like “sticks and stones can break your bones but words will never hurt me”

I’ve followed that advice all the way into my 30s and to this day a word has never jumped off the pages to assault me.

Astounding really

[Tessa Shaw @nowtherearetwo]

@elonmusk @MrBeast The two of you would be an a great combination!

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Thoughts and prayers for the rival dad across the street who just missed trash pickup 3 days before Christmas.

[Tessa Shaw @nowtherearetwo]

@MrBeast @elonmusk Likes are for @facebook, we heart things on @twitter. Take all the hearts you need, but first you have to earn them. 😉 💕 😘

[Matthew Washam @Newscamman]

Box Truck Rollover 160th Street East & Woodland Ave Puyallup WA https://t.co/x3Ni2C6tij via @YouTube

[Central Pierce Fire & Rescue @CentralPierce]

Crews are fighting a house fire in the area of 109th Ave Ct. E. and & 53rd St Ct. E. In the @CityofPuyallup Please avoid the area.

[Tessa Shaw @nowtherearetwo]

@PuyallupPD Sunday is the last day. 😘

[FTX @FTX_Official]

Leaked footage of halftime rehearsal

[FTX @FTX_Official]

We're giving some #bitcoin away!

How much? $1 million worth?! $1.5 million worth?!!?! We don't actually know yet.

The later our Big Game ad airs, the more #bitcoin you can win. See you Sunday! #FTXcontest

No purchase necessary. Subject to T&C: https://t.co/L7o8Jz25TT

[Tessa Shaw @nowtherearetwo]

#parentingiswild
Had to pick up my kid from school who got in trouble for refusing to throw away the @cheezit box she wore on her head most of the day... how was your day?

[Tessa Shaw @nowtherearetwo]

🙌🏼

[Scott Sauls @scottsauls]

When you offer critique,
do so gently.

When you offer encouragement,
do so fiercely.

[Pierce Co Sheriff @PierceSheriff]

Good morning and Happy Valentines Day! Roads are slick and the snow is staying for just 1 more day (hopefully). Don't try to go out if you're snowed in just enjoy a valentines day at home. Share the love and have a great weekend! Thank you @CentralPierce for being good sports!

[Lorraine Goldberg @voraciousgirl]

Looking for a talented social media editor for @RealSimple. If you know anyone in NYC who has been laid off or wants a new opportunity this is a great role. https://t.co/ntMJKyuAow

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: How long until my birthday?

Me: A little over four months.

6: Why did you make it so far away?

[Tessa Shaw @nowtherearetwo]

@PuyallupPD Bernie will be watching #puyallup.

[Tessa Shaw @nowtherearetwo]

😂🍚🤣