Spike.

|#RP|#BTVS| The truth is, I like this world. You’ve got dog racing, Manchester United ...and people. Billions of people walking around like happy meals on legs.

[Spike. @NoxiousRipper]

@ADulcetDeath

[Spike. @NoxiousRipper]

@ADulcetDeath Gonna eat your pretty mom.

[Spike. @NoxiousRipper]

Come out, come out, wherever you are, @TheDarkerSlayer...

[Spike. @NoxiousRipper]

@ADulcetDeath Has anyone ever told you that you are /incredibly/ annoying? And you’ll be incredibly dead in a moment if he doesn’t show.

[Spike. @NoxiousRipper]

@ADulcetDeath Scuse me, Pep Squad. Fancy telling your boyfriend to show his poncy face?

[Spike. @NoxiousRipper]

[Sing-songs] Drusilla! Darling! [Drawing the whimpering red head to her feet] I brought dinner.

[Spike. @NoxiousRipper]

@AmorousSin [Goes to bite the neck]

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@PrincessClitty @FieryKittenK Sounds like you’d be open to it if she agreed.

[Spike. @NoxiousRipper]

@FieryKittenK @PrincessClitty I’d like that far too much, sweetheart. [Pressing a hand to my chest] You’d only turn me on.

[Spike. @NoxiousRipper]

@PrincessClitty @FieryKittenK [Running my tongue over my teeth] Mmm... [Shrugs] Fair enough, Love. I’ll just have to take you both then, won’t I?

[Spike. @NoxiousRipper]

@FieryKittenK @PrincessClitty [Leaning around to check] I’ve seen better, but it ain’t bad.

[Spike. @NoxiousRipper]

@PrincessClitty @FieryKittenK I can always take her off your hands. No one has to die.

Yet.

[Spike. @NoxiousRipper]

@TheDarkerSlayer

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Evening, you bunch of pansies. The Big Bad’s back.