Nolan Patten

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

CNN = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
CBS = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
FOX = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WaPo = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WSJ = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.

Ah yes, tell me more about how the mainstream media is “far left.”

[Cory Brinson @CBrinson47]

@Jared_Carrabis @NoahKahan I mean, Noah’s songs will basically be like the Red Sox playing at Fenway.

We’ll be all excited. But then it’ll start. It’ll get depressing, and sad, and when it’s over, we’ll be itching at the chance to see him again.

[Wazz @WazzCrypto]

POV: You're about to rob retail in broad daylight

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

the death of USAID was always going to effect Americans too, btw

[Christopher Smith @SmittyOnMLB]

Chad Epperson also was told he would be ejected if he did it again but he couldn't have been thrown out, Red Sox manager Chad Tracy said Thursday.
“He was told that, but that is incorrect and has since been corrected,” Tracy said. “You’re allowed to do that so long as you do not interfere with the play in any way.”

[Worcester Red Sox @WooSox]

payton tolle is a national treasure

[MLB @MLB]

Payton Tolle almost had this one ... 🤣

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[Tara Blume @tcblume]

Science gasps for breath. They are removing all the ocean monitors to understand changes in currents and climate, and the excuse is a master class in obfuscation & double speak . (1/2) https://t.co/vs782YbcI3

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

WELCOME TO THE PATRIOTS A.J. BROWN‼️

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Whoever builds the first "Index minus SpaceX" fund will make bank.

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

I said it before and I’ll say it again:

If an ETF offers to do the S&P 500 or Nasdaq 100 *without* the rapid inclusion of SPCX they get my money.

[Ari Paul @AriDavidPaul]

Amazing. Pensions forced to buy Space X IPO en masse even if it’s unprofitable. Impressive coup by Musk.

[🌻 Liza @YesQuake]

Musk's pump and dump scheme...

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Your 401(k) is about to become Elon Musk's exit liquidity

[Austine @theereal_one]

Son Airbnb use to be cheaper than hotels...