Nick Bender

I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday.

[Haley Lang @hihohaleyoh]

i love our wedding playlist because it goes from cute ed sheeran to freek-a-leek real fast

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

@stro1068 Let’s be honest, the past two years were really more like 37 actual years.

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

@YetiBlanc_ @LeBatardShow Yes. Baybeh. No.

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

Alright, so one game into March Madness and I’ve terrified all my animals into doomsday protocol and have felt emotion ranging from despair to ecstasy... good god, I’ve missed this.

[Florida Gators Men’s Basketball @GatorsMBK]

Onto the next 🗣️

#MarchMadness | #GatorsHoop

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

GROWN ASS MANN*

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

HE IS THE MANN

@GatorsMBK | #MarchMadness

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

TRE GROWN ASS MANN

[OnlyGators.com: Florida Gators news @onlygators]

BANG! Tre Mann again with a step-back three. #Gators lead 74-70 with 22 seconds left. ONIONS.

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

*insert “totally redeem yourself” line in dumb and dumber here*

[OnlyGators.com: Florida Gators news @onlygators]

Holy shit Anthony Duruji just rocked a slam down the lane. Exorcising some demons there. Missed three of four FT in final 1:06 of second half. #Gators

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

Why does it have to be like this...

MAKE A FREE THROW

INBOUND THE BALL

BRUH

#GoGators

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

This is why I’m dead inside

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

[Duke Men’s Basketball @DukeMBB]

March sadness tbh

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

That being said, be kind to your local pharmacists, technicians, and healthcare teams tasked with administering the vaccines. Know we are doing the best we can with a doubled workload and finite resources.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Biden promised 100M shots in arms in the first 100 days of his administration. Today is the morning of his 58th day and the US has administered more than 99M vaccines.

But instead of calling it a win, they upped the goal to 150M months ago.

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

@LeBatardShow @Stugotz790 laughing at Dan’s jokes when he’s been fundamentally useless all show

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

Maybe I should try another LZ tonight in war zone... pfft, come Kyle. That’s ludicrous. Everybody knows when once you hit the stadium it’s straight dubs.

[Kelly Price @thekellyprice]

Not sure how many #Gators followers I’ve still got out there, but... Caption this 😂

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

@stro1068 @PelicansNBA

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

@Ari_Gold1070 Don’t sleep on Dimitri... my man could mash.

[Mark @lebatardshowfan]

Live look at @LeBatardShow

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

Except for your hat and shoes. Floor’s sticky

[Mark @lebatardshowfan]

Get naked. For @ChrisCoteESPN

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

@LeBatard_Reddit @ESPNFANSUPPORT @bhofheimer_espn Clearly ESPN does not get, nor do they deserve the show... @LeBatardShow where you go we will follow. Without @ChrisCoteESPN it’s not the same show. It’s a lesser show... a low.

[Nick Bender @npbender1087]

“Lack of a accountability creates a world full of victims.”

I was 12 years old when my mother shared this quote with me... I understood it then, even more so now, and see it continually reaffirmed today.