normal people at 3am:
π΄π€
$NPCC holders at 3am:
"just one more chart refresh."
5 minutes later...
"alright, one last check."
bro has checked the same candle 47 times. π
sleep is temporary.
NPC behaviour is permanent. π«‘π
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my cousin has a real job.
he waits for the green light to cross the road.
i sit at home waiting for green candles on the $NPCC chart. π
he calls it a normal life.
i call it a full-time job.
just another day in the Canton trenches.
the $NPCC chart started moving.
now the HR department is flooded with applications.
previous experience: staring at charts for 12 hours.
special skills: buying tops and selling bottoms.
reason for applying: "i just want to be an NPC."
interview cancelled.
you're hired, lad. π«‘
welcome to the Canton trenches.
monday afternoon at $NPCC headquarters.
the lads have been working for 6 hours.
3 coffee breaks.
47 chart checks.
0 brain cells used.
somehow we're still cooking harder than half the canton trenches. π
stay locked in lads.
the NPCs are just getting started.
chart went vertical.
suddenly it's rush hour in the canton trenches.
new NPCs spawning left and right.
nobody knows where we're going.
not even the driver.
welcome aboard lads. π«‘
next stop: the background.
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