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My great-grandfather wrestled a bull to the ground; I make the computer do stuff.

Winslow Homer stan account

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One of the great indignities a man can suffer in his own home is to acquire a nosebleed and end up roaming around with a makeshift toilet paper tampon wedged in one nostril.

And yet here we are.

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@shapesandlines @Gingerblast I ruled that it’s a non-Euclidean space inside, and lifetime cumulative exposure increases a chance of permanent madness. So they can safely pull off hiding in it a couple times but it can’t become a standard strategy. Table liked that approach

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Same here. Never looked back

[dungeoncraft @dungeoncraft]

@jsgaribay Much respect. Episode 8 was SO bad I said I’d never see another Star Wars film or T.V. show. & I never have.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Art with a message disgusts me

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@sainimatic Source: Watched it happen at my company :(

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@sainimatic Remember when they said programmers were losing jobs to AI? That was mostly a smokescreen to move jobs to India. Their dev industry is like 10 years old and based on being cheap contract labor for mobile apps. They've never ever seen the UI you're talking about

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@Gingerblast

[david @_elvishpresley_]

got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island

[Frothy Friar @frothyfriar]

What makes you different, is what makes you dangerous. There are a thousand kings called 'The Great', but only one called 'The Impaler'

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@owenbroadcast

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The day will come when you can’t get a sour lemon at the grocery store. Only sweet hybrids. Enjoy sour lemons while you can

[Jesse Singal @jessesingal]

The degradation of basic Google Search is *really* alarming. I can't think of any web tool I've been using longer -- three decades at this point? You can paste in a unique string of text, in quotes, and it will sometimes still fail to find what you're looking for.

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@jessesingal First time I heard Garbage on the radio I thought Curve had released a new album. Curve (produced by Flood) released this 3 years before Garbage existed
Vig ripped off the whole sound
https://t.co/YlYXnJjF0R

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Interstellar and Tenant could have been all-time classics with a little script help for example.

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Captures Nolan's scripts. Smart, high concept plots with really clunky dialogue. Basically Michael Bay for smart people. I wonder how things would have taken a different turn if he'd found a writing partner at some point

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

“I fear our civilisation of Bronze… is collapsing. There are stories of People from… the Sea”

“You mean some kind of Sea… People?”

“Yes - and if they come here it will take more than just a Bronze Age… mindset to defeat them”

*Bronze Age Is Collapsing by Hans Zimmer plays*

[Hudson @GuzzleGuinness]

Begging women to bring big hair™️ back

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@HisenseGlobal Well my TV died for no reason after three years just like you planned. Never buying one of your trash products again

[taoki @justalexoki]

you can buy half decent glass jars for like $5 a piece or you can buy the off brand bottom tier salsa for <$1 and just throw the sauce out. make it make sense

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

@NateSilver538 We don’t call Germany Deutschland. We don’t call Russia Russiya. We don’t call Japan Nihon.

We don’t care when Russia calls us Amerika. Turkey can suck it.