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National Possums For Financial Advisors Association (NPFFAA). Featured on @Forbes @HarvardHBS and @People

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The National Possums For Financial Advisors Association (NPFFAA) is proud to announce we will be featured on next month’s edition of @Forbes magazine. DM us to inquire about a potential possum advisor!

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My father used to beat me…

Now I’m using that to help YOU beat the market!

Drop a hog pic below to get DM’d our welcome pack!

Together, let’s beat some meat.

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Possums know: there’s treasure in trash 🗑️

With waste volumes rising and recycling tech improving, the $2T+ global waste industry is a powerful tailwind to invest behind.

Stinky, and always in demand, just like a possum queef.

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The U.S. housing market stays tough: prices near record highs (~$420K), mortgage rates ~6.5–7%, and inventory still ~30% below pre-2020 levels. Affordability remains at its lowest in decades.

Book time with a possum advisor today!

#NPFFAA #HousingMarket

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The NPFFAA is proud to welcome our 2025 Analyst Class! 🎉

Interested in joining us next year? Applications for our 2026 class will open soon—stay tuned for details! 📈

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@SickosCommittee After our colleague was rudely escorted off the field tonight, we thought we would put out a statement.

If you are in financial distress and in need of a #FinancialAdvisor, look no further than the #NPFFAA. #Possums ranked #1 on @KelleyBlueBook!

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@nocontextcfb After our colleague was rudely escorted off the field tonight, we thought we would put out a statement.

If you are in financial distress and in need of a #FinancialAdvisor, look no further than the #NPFFAA. #Possums ranked #1 on @KelleyBlueBook!

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After our colleague was rudely escorted off the field tonight, we thought we would put out a statement.

If you are in financial distress and in need of a #FinancialAdvisor, look no further than the #NPFFAA. #Possums ranked #1 on @KelleyBlueBook!

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After our colleague was rudely escorted off the field tonight, we thought we would put out a statement.

If you are in financial distress and in need of a #FinancialAdvisor, look no further than the #NPFFAA. #Possums ranked #1 on @KelleyBlueBook!

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#Possum advisors are also an @IIHS_autosafety Top Safety Pick!

#PossumLivesMatter

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After our colleague was rudely escorted off the field tonight, we thought we would put out a statement.

If you are in financial distress and in need of a #FinancialAdvisor, look no further than the #NPFFAA. #Possums ranked #1 on @KelleyBlueBook!

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After our colleague was rudely escorted off the field tonight, we thought we would put out a statement.

If you are in financial distress and in need of a #FinancialAdvisor, look no further than the #NPFFAA. #Possums ranked #1 on @KelleyBlueBook!

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🗣 Attention all members!

We will be having a zoom happy hour to advance our Thanksgiving propaganda, deemed Mission Gizzard, next Wednesday evening, November 24th at 8pm EST.

Looking forward to it!

#NPFFAA #MissionGizzard #PossumThanksgiving #Thanksgiving #Possum

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YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

SHORT $TCS

$TCS to hell!

#stocks #finance

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My stunning and brave possum advisor just shorted @ContainerStore and I couldn’t agree more. My buddy mike told me that they test their product on children and that an average of 56 die per year. Pretty fucked up stuff. Fuck you @ContainerStore but thank god for the @npffaa #crob

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