Possums know: there’s treasure in trash 🗑️
With waste volumes rising and recycling tech improving, the $2T+ global waste industry is a powerful tailwind to invest behind.
Stinky, and always in demand, just like a possum queef.
#NPFFAA#SharkTank#VentureCapital#Oprah
The U.S. housing market stays tough: prices near record highs (~$420K), mortgage rates ~6.5–7%, and inventory still ~30% below pre-2020 levels. Affordability remains at its lowest in decades.
Book time with a possum advisor today!
#NPFFAA#HousingMarket
The NPFFAA is proud to welcome our 2025 Analyst Class! 🎉
Interested in joining us next year? Applications for our 2026 class will open soon—stay tuned for details! 📈
#NPFFAA#AnalystProgram#FinancialAdvice
@SickosCommittee After our colleague was rudely escorted off the field tonight, we thought we would put out a statement.
If you are in financial distress and in need of a #FinancialAdvisor, look no further than the #NPFFAA. #Possums ranked #1 on @KelleyBlueBook!
@nocontextcfb After our colleague was rudely escorted off the field tonight, we thought we would put out a statement.
If you are in financial distress and in need of a #FinancialAdvisor, look no further than the #NPFFAA. #Possums ranked #1 on @KelleyBlueBook!
After our colleague was rudely escorted off the field tonight, we thought we would put out a statement.
If you are in financial distress and in need of a #FinancialAdvisor, look no further than the #NPFFAA. #Possums ranked #1 on @KelleyBlueBook!
After our colleague was rudely escorted off the field tonight, we thought we would put out a statement.
If you are in financial distress and in need of a #FinancialAdvisor, look no further than the #NPFFAA. #Possums ranked #1 on @KelleyBlueBook!
After our colleague was rudely escorted off the field tonight, we thought we would put out a statement.
If you are in financial distress and in need of a #FinancialAdvisor, look no further than the #NPFFAA. #Possums ranked #1 on @KelleyBlueBook!
After our colleague was rudely escorted off the field tonight, we thought we would put out a statement.
If you are in financial distress and in need of a #FinancialAdvisor, look no further than the #NPFFAA. #Possums ranked #1 on @KelleyBlueBook!
🗣 Attention all members!
We will be having a zoom happy hour to advance our Thanksgiving propaganda, deemed Mission Gizzard, next Wednesday evening, November 24th at 8pm EST.
Looking forward to it!
#NPFFAA#MissionGizzard#PossumThanksgiving#Thanksgiving#Possum
My stunning and brave possum advisor just shorted @ContainerStore and I couldn’t agree more. My buddy mike told me that they test their product on children and that an average of 56 die per year. Pretty fucked up stuff. Fuck you @ContainerStore but thank god for the @npffaa#crob