Nicholas Vlandis

pianist, teacher, human

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

dear neural network
i will rarely mean o lot
most always, only

[Liz Kelley @LizKelleyMusic]

Roses are red
Defund the blue
Got tested for COVID
you probably should, too
:( #2020

[Heidi Krassenstein @HKrassenstein]

@realDonaldTrump Retail sales fell 8.7% in March, and a record 16.4% in April, totaling a 25.1% decline, before rebounding 17.7% in May.

Trump is celebrating the fact that retail sales are down 7.4% in the past 3 months.

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

@Icannotwhistle i dig dig dig

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

do the math

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

everyone get the new moes app b4 they realize they don goofed

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

everyone get the new moes app b4 they realize they don goofed

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

@JustMeAngieV @jawaun826 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

@ChrispyGinger

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

my job recently asked me to start making youtube videos. this one’s on them for making me learn new things

[musicmusicmusic @Icannotwhistle]

does anyone have a good argument for why online classes would cost the same as in person classes, in any universe

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

what’s the point of a tax refund if you have to claim it the following year?

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

@JustMeAngieV i did not say that

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

guess i’m gonna have to start deleting old family photos and videos bc no way am i giving up 2000 gold worth of covid memes to clear space for icloud storage

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

@JustMeAngieV

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

things are getting crazy in SC

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

bc they died

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

trumps long term employment plan: soon enough 2%-7% of employed positions will be open

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

@realDonaldTrump think about it.. if u legalize weed RIGHT NOW everyone will stay home and the govt will make hella money in taxes to help pay off the stimulus bill

[musicmusicmusic @Icannotwhistle]

there’s this very light side of this thing which is `hmm lot of free time maybe I’ll read or watch a new show or make something’ and then also the very heavy `i’m unemployed and people are dying and the world is crashing’

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

Joe Biden, finally a politician who is his own deep fake

[Nicholas Vlandis @npianomann]

@AlexisCMichalos here i am, in the balcony
how the hell could i have missed the overture?