Nicholas Pitcher

I think I ate too much pizza for dinner.

[Nicholas Pitcher @npitcher10]

-off-ball offensive fouls should not negate made baskets

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My three proposed NBA rule changes:
-if a team has 2 successful challenges, they get unlimited challenges as long as they are successful. Once one is unsuccessful, they’re done
-players twirling their finger should automatically trigger a review, just like they can call timeout

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Should I put this on my resume?

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Hey @espn can you please work on your streaming quality for the @NBA finals? All the ad breaks are crystal clear while the game looks like it’s being filmed with a disposable camera. Didn’t have any issues at all streaming other playoff games on @nbc for 1/6 the monthly cost

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@hellspatisserie Grew up as an expat, my school forced me to take German instead of English since they said I was already fluent.

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@AndrewDBailey Legally this was not an intentional foul, but morally it was.

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@jasonc_nc @JeremiahDJohns I saw that one too!
One of my best friends owns a small coffee shop so I’m sending him this and asking why I haven’t been invited on his yacht

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@Eric_Erins Wife has great insurance. The main bill was $500, I think we had a few hundred more in miscellaneous charges in a second bill but all in it was still under $1k.

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@nathanbhughes Idk, if you give me the Bengals offensive line I might take my chances in the MLB

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@JimVorel @intothebrew I once ordered a short glass of dragon’s milk thinking it was a regular milk stout and the bartender accidentally poured me a tall and only charged me $10. Thankfully my hotel was across the parking lot.

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@LIVERavenNation @xlockedmeout do UGA alumni DUIs count for the stats, or is it just active players?

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Just rode a chairlift with a guy that unprompted said “last summer I went to Germany to see all the nazi stuff in case they decide to destroy it” so…..

He then later said he healed his friend’s broken leg through the power of suggestion

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@mnolangray I’d say Cincy, but as I live here I’ll nominate Indy and Columbus. Both have great food and drink options, good activities and both cities are big enough without being too big, decently affordable

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@NBAW0RLD24 Keith Bogans, my least favorite player on my favorite Bulls team (2010-2011)

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@BeerScribe The corn maze beer fest at 450 North is one of the best beer fests year after year.
GABF medals still feel very relevant for marketing.

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He meant Palestine but asked her about Pakistan.

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Currently sitting next to a guy with possibly the worst game ever. He asked the lady next to him if she was a Christian, then upon finding out she was Jewish but not practicing said “I’m Jewish, you’re the worst kind” and then asked her about Israel and Pakistan.

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You need a fantasy team name that scares your opponent each week, that’s why I’m changing my team’s name to “putting an overtired baby to bed”

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@adrianB_M_ I worked in management for a union company and often felt the union created more issues than it resolved, and it really created a hostile us vs them environment. But it was also teamsters, so maybe other unions don’t threaten supervisors and slash their tires.