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[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

The reaction of the far-right when they hear a school has decided to protect the health of children and close for the day.

[Joe☭🔻 @ScottishCommie]

I always find it funny how braindead the right are. Starmer couldn't have pandered to them more. He continued the right wing neoliberal agenda of previous government's and in return they call him a commie lmao

[safe nayf @NPitt86]

@ThaEuropeanLad USA

[safe nayf @NPitt86]

@Neutral_OC Don't fuck with people twice your size

[safe nayf @NPitt86]

@PlayStalgiaX Future cop LAPD
Silent bomber
Tenchu

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

No clip has ever summed up performative Christianity this perfectly.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Translation:
"I started something I can't finish and broke something I can't fix so I'm going to walk away and pretend it's your fault"

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

The objective of the war has become undoing the consequence of the war.

The stupidest war in history.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Nobody in the Trump administration planned for Iran to shut the Strait of Hormuz. Nobody planned for sustained missile strikes on American bases across the Gulf. Nobody planned for an energy crisis. Nobody planned for Europe to look at Washington, shrug, and walk the other way.

Nobody, it turns out, planned for very much at all.

Read the accounts of how this war was decided and you are left with one deeply uncomfortable realisation: the people who launched it appear to have been genuinely surprised by almost everything that followed. The Iranians shot back. The allies didn’t show up. The oil price went vertical. All of it, apparently, news to them.

Which leaves two questions so obvious they’re almost embarrassing to ask.
What exactly did they think was going to happen?

And did anyone, in any room, at any point, think further ahead than the applause?

Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

[Tride @TriDeapthBear]

I like the "agriculture uses way more water than ai" argument because it implies that asking grok to put someone in a bikini is just as important as literally eating food

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[Lars Christensen @MaMoMVPY]

Thank you for threatening our sovereignty? Thank you for destroying the global economy? For tariffs? For chaos?

Go fuck yourself.

[Murray 🇺🇸 @Rothbard1776]

“Be thankful for the collective suffering we’ve imposed on the world” is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard from a politician, which is quite a feat.

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Donald Trump is the worst thing that has happened to the world in the past 40 years, by far.

[JimmyTheGiant @jimthegiant]

Greens: Want evidence based drug decriminalisation policy to reduce harm

*Media & political class loses their shit*

Farage: want to legalise guns for no apparent reason

*Media & political class silent*

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

Trump says the decision to bomb Iran came after advice from Jared Kushner, Steve Witkoff and Pete Hegseth.

A real estate developer. A television host. And the president’s son-in-law.

Not intelligence chiefs. Not military command.

The Middle East 🔥 and the global economy now lives with the consequences of that advice.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The worst people in the world.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Love that humankind has built stuff like this instead of solving homelessness and making sure everyone lives a good life

[DisappointedIdealist @DisIdealist]

This is insane. Unnecessary and insane. Those tankers can be intercepted and captured or just left in place. To destroy them is to create massive environmental catastrophe. And for what? US and Israel are mad, rogue states.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

US propaganda is basically relying on the fact that Americans are intellectually twelve