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@ATTHelp you are the ONLY provider for my building in North Hollywood, and Internet has been out since yesterday morning. ETA has moved from 3pm yesterday, to 9pm yesterday, to 9am today, to now by 9pm this evening. What is going on??

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@drfatimahr @Delta We booked and confirmed our pet res in JULY and were told inexplicably it was “first come first served” PHYSICALLY AT THE AIRPORT.

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@drfatimahr @Delta This happened to us at 4am today at the Delta counter. We’ve flown with our dog for YEARS and this has never happened. They tried to tell us we messed up but there were dozens of us at the check in counter experiencing the same thing!

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I really need @Delta @DeltaCustBroma to explain how I can book tickets and confirm a pet reservation in JULY, and then be told at the check in desk that there is no more room for pets on our flight. Agent claimed it’s first come first served AT THE AIRPORT?

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Love Jenn speaking up for what she needs and deserves in a relationship, but Sam M got off way too easy. Strand him in the desert or on a glacier or somewhere with no mirrors he can flex into.
@annahossnieh @ArdenMyrin #WYATR

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Sam M was actually a failed experiment by production in which a lifelike animatronic was given a ChatGPT voice box that was trained solely on Bachelorette teaser snippets. The PA responsible has been fired. @annahossnieh @ArdenMyrin #WYATR

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GOT MY WING S(auce) 🤠 Thank you for Proxying, @peacock and @BWWings !

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@peacock @BWWings I’d painstakingly scrape potassium nitrate off tree bark and cat turds for some #MrsDavisWings 🧨🎇🌴🐱🧙🏻‍♂️

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My wife and I are obsessed with #Tchia so I made her some bookmarks ❤️ @awaceb thank you for creating such a beautiful game!

[George Batchelor @georgebatch]

rat

[tortured Neuralink test monkey @Zooophagous]

Usually I'm against celebrities being cast as voice actors just to have a name attached, but seeing Cate Blanchett cast in Del Toro's Pinocchio, as the monkey, who does not talk and just makes monkey noises the whole time, is extremely fucking funny

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

trains

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

10 years since this life changing moment

[Italian Meevin @IMeevin]

@B3nSh4p1ro

[Joseph Scrimshaw @JosephScrimshaw]

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

[Halberstam @parkavedegen]

Lower class: wife doesn’t work
Middle class: wife works
Upper middle class: wife doesn’t work
Upper class: wife runs a small business that loses $10k/month

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And Google Wave!!

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Here me out…Google Plus.