@nress3

all day and tomorrow.

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"Real G's move in silence like lasagna."
-Lil Wayne

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“Teach Me How To Dougie” on high volume after I waited for my roommate to leave the house so I can wash the dishes from my room.

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I love petting other people’s dogs.

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my mom just said I look like Zack Galifianakis. is anyone’s family adopting?

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you’re at the gas station buying lotto tickets. i’m buying coffee and a little ice cream treat. we are not the same.

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just put the pop in my cup before the ice at the fountain and have never felt more like a criminal

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tuna salad slaps fight me

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rage playing blitz games at work technically makes me a professional #chess player

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if you need me I’ll be posted up

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hope you doin well bruh, everybody need you

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high score pog #NintendoSwitch

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i freakin love almond joys

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finna buss down my keyboard

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McDonald’s cause they still sellin pies uh-huh

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the flat voice and dead eyes of a food service night manager

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY: depressed service worker vs rude customer. Begin!

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coochie so good I’m reading self-help books

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trapped out the post office - happy birthday to my dad

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I lose on time not checkmate copium

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addictive. #chess