Oh hey grandma! Thanks for calling! Oh, Tasha? Oh your granddaughter? You need her to drink this beer right now? You sure? Right now? Oh ok. I’ll let her know. Love you!
Sometimes I’ll say to someone “you’re insane” and they’ll just sort of stare at me and then I have to explain that I mean it in the otherworldly unreal complimentary sense and then I get confused cuz I thought we both knew that