Nora Nickles

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

do you ever smoke weed and then shortly thereafter as a consequence of the smoking of the weed in question you slowly start to become a little bit high

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

In 1902, 18-year-old Alice Roosevelt was known for her rebellious and independent spirit. She owned a long-haired Chihuahua named Leo, as well as a pet snake named Emily Spinach which she would take to parties. Alice was known for her unusual habits, such as wearing pants, driving cars, smoking cigarettes, betting with bookies, and dancing on rooftops. In a span of just 15 months, she attended a staggering 300 parties, 350 balls, and 407 dinners.

Alice's stepmom once described her as a "guttersnipe" who went "uncontrolled with every boy in town," while a friend of her stepmom said she was "like a young wild animal that had been put into good clothes." Alice's behavior was so out of control that President William Howard Taft banned her from the White House after she buried a voodoo doll of his wife in the front yard. She was also banned by President Woodrow Wilson after she told a dirty joke about him in public (unfortunately, no record of the joke exists).

Alice's father, President Theodore Roosevelt, famously said, "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do both." Alice herself once told President Lyndon B. Johnson that she wore wide-brimmed hats around him so that he could not kiss her.

In an interview in 1974, Alice described herself as a "hedonist." She passed away in 1980 at the age of 96.

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

If you recognize this screenshot you are entitled to financial compensation

[GutterGirlGits @meowmeowgurl_69]

so there’s another lice situation

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

DOJA IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS FOR THIS I’M CRYING😭😭😭😭😭

[Nora Nickles @nrnchls]

I would do unspeakable things for 1 red berry loon maxx

[GutterGirlGits @meowmeowgurl_69]

love is the willingness and acceptance of feeling nauseous over someone

[Nora Nickles @nrnchls]

@internetdruid Omg me

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

i don’t get a text back and start thinking like this

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

It's always funny to see the older generations of parents finally realizing how absolutely wrecked the housing market is.
It's time for them to wake up to the reality that it takes 2 full-time jobs to live in a cheap apartment making twice as much as they easily got by on when they were younger.

Thank all the landlords you know, thank all the corporations buying up every house they can because they have piles of excess money from other businesses that have stolen wages from working-class men and women over the years.

[GutterGirlGits @meowmeowgurl_69]

precipitation is ruining my life

[Nora Nickles @nrnchls]

@bimbointellect WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[truck :3 TRANS PPL WILL LIVE FOREVER @internetdruid]

i want her so fucking bad

[Nora Nickles @nrnchls]

@bimbointellect I MISS YOUR WHITEBOARD IT WAS SO HELPFUL SO MANY THEORYS AND SCHEMES WERE CRAFTED THERE

[keith🦴 @kkrocketz]

did you seriously just meow at a time like this

[Nora Nickles @nrnchls]

@bimbointellect