Suburban Elitism is good, actually

The only sane day was yesterday.

[Suburban Elitism is good, actually @NSABRH]

And when we go, nature will start again. Withe the bees, probably. Nature knows when to give up.

[Suburban Elitism is good, actually @NSABRH]

@kittypurrzog Yeah but that was because you were able to bully @jessesingal

[Julio Rosas @Julio_Rosas11]

"Why are they burning tires?"

"Signals to the militia to let them know Ilhan Omar won!"

[Suburban Elitism is good, actually @NSABRH]

Watching Constantine, what a good but slightly cheesy movie. In a better world, with a few tweaks, it could have made an excellent DCU

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

Driving on an unlit road at night and an average car comes in the opposite direction in 2026:

[Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* @EsotericCD]

I, for one, have already learned far too much about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's ovaries, and am turning down all further offers of information.

[John Coogan @johncoogan]

Very few people pricing in a scenario where a rogue AI agent hacks into the FDA and unbans the original Four Loko

[Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1]

Remember: things that happened generations or centuries ago explain our modern politics, but Woke 1 was 3 years ago and they changed their mind and are sowwy so what’s the big deal?

[Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1]

A professor was removed from a class because he was teaching Mandarin and the word for “ummmm” sounds vaguely like a slur.

LOL SO WACKY

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

Incredible how quickly "my body my choice" goes away, it's almost like it's all just pro-death.

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

Marco Rubio on Sharknado vs Jaws:

“Now you could see, actually, there’s a scene where the sharks are in the Reflecting Pool in the Sharknado movie, and this was 10 years ago.

“So I’m like, man, I gotta show this to the President.

“And can you imagine? We put sharks in the Reflecting Pool. “

[Inspector 🅱️ücket @BuucketHe4d]

I disagree!

[Suburban Elitism is good, actually @NSABRH]

@planefag

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

"I started off as a sports journalist and ended up a Communist" has turned out to be a depressingly common career arc.

[Bryan O'Nolan @BryanONolan]

Tucker always looks like his lawyer just escorted the love child of Jessica Rabbit and Grimace into the room.

[Suburban Elitism is good, actually @NSABRH]

People are saying this more and more

[St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻 @St_Rev]

Men should not have the right to vote because no one should have the right to vote. Voting is immoral.

[St. Rev. Dr. Rev ⏭️☯️🏴😻 @St_Rev]

Men should not have the right to vote because no one should have the right to vote. Voting is immoral.

[Suburban Elitism is good, actually @NSABRH]

@planefag Get in the Gundam, Amuro

[The Gormogons @Gormogons]

CZ Okay, this...but denim!