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sold my soul to the pop culture gods as a child so here we are | taurus 𖤓 virgo ☾ leo ⇡ | (she/her)

[ï @nsaklt]

Wealth redistribution in the form of scalping courtside NBA finals tickets

[dazzling @UtterlyVapid]

Good for Olivia Rodrigo. That was a fantastic album. I might k*ll myself.

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[ï @nsaklt]

tacos for breakfast
every party a fiesta
wemby can touch heaven
spurs in 7 🫰🏼

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[guapunzel @guapunzel]

so ur telling me that like 2 weeks ago people from the uk said americans didnt understand uk hot weather just for their soccer teams to come over here and not be able to withstand american heat

[Ethan @ethxhope]

Hating Dua Lipa is a sign of a bad spirit

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

This is very weird. I have been assured by euros that there is no heat like European heat

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Hamawy has won — meaning a doctor who treated the victims of the U.S.-Israeli genocide in Gaza is headed to Congress.

He refused to leave his rotation, even as Israel surrounded the hospital and cut off the water supply, until a new rotation of doctors was allowed in

[Scott Robertson @counterscottGO]

anti-ICE Wemby vs. Mamdani's Knicks, woke is so back

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

PSA to Millennials and Gen Z:

Literally HALF the people you know are getting financial support from their parents

[orange™ @HorangelDavid]

Tu eres católico porque crees en Dios

Yo soy católico porque voy a participar en las cruzadas sagradas lideradas por el Papa León XIV contra las tiranías blasfemas tecnocraticas para acabar con la IA

[Softboy @softboywin]

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

[james @jms_tny]

I’ll be honest I really cannot be bothered with bulking or tracking macros or any of that… to put your McDouble calories into my fitness pal is to lose touch with what it is to be a human being

[Mike in Houston (Tariffs are taxes on consumers) @Mike_in_Houston]

Fun facts: Neither Ken Paxton or Ted Cruz were born in Texas. James Talarico is an 8th generation Texan.

[ï @nsaklt]

I just love a freaky little piece of media that I probably won’t understand until people on the internet who are smarter than me break it down and explain it and idk how to explain it IS a direct result of tumblr

[ًًneenee ⚢ @yoonchaand]

sometimes i talk to my mother and it feels like she's in a prison of her own making

[ï @nsaklt]

I’m starting to get real suspicious at the lack of Texas tour stops this year

[ï @nsaklt]

I’m in Texas and my home office gets sun most of the day because it’s south facing, it sucks in the summer esp right around 3pm.

[ï @nsaklt]

Coming from the south US where everyone treats us with disdain any time we get ice or snow… ifAC is not feasible, you’re going to have to do the following:

[ï @nsaklt]

And you’re going to want to avoid putting fans in any big rooms that aren’t going to be able to circulate the air efficiently. Unfortunately for a few days you’ll just have to confine yourself to the coolest area of the home.