Nelson AF

[BP @everyonebpup]

> be A24
> the prestige horror studio
> hereditary. midsommar. oscar speeches.
> built your whole identity on being arthouse
> tote bags and a24 hat guys
> sign a 20 year old kid off youtube
> his movie is literally creepypasta
> internet calls it a meme for weeks
> release it anyway
> opens to $81M. biggest debut you've ever had
> 5 days later it's your #1 domestic film ever
> now it's crossed $200M worldwide
> beats marty supreme. beats everything everywhere
> your entire catalog. mogged by liminal space

14 years of prestige cinema. a24's biggest movie ever is a creepypasta a kid posted on youtube for free

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[project hail mari★*☆♪ @aur0rial]

Rocky donates $2,000,000 dollars to the LGBTQIA+ community.

“Rocky hopes they find cure,” he states.

[tapi yoka @fishy_doofus]

sword of damocles

#projecthailmary
#fanartㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[Gubby🌈 @Gubby__]

sometimes thinking about saving the world is too much #projecthailmary

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Esto demuestra que Ryan Gosling tiene una gran química con cualquier tipo de piedra o roca.

[alina @witcherself]

Dune: Messiah (2026)c

[No Nonsense Neurodivergent @NoNonsenseND]

lol

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Passive Income hack:

Buy a list of emails from a nursing home and send this text.

I make $3,000 a day with this method.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Vince Gilligan says he's in no hurry to get going on Season 2 of PLURIBUS. Understood, but hey, Vince, if you're listening: I'm not getting any younger.

[Nefrosaurus Saurus @Nefrosaurus]

Mi estimado Riñón Ácido @AcidoRinon anda cansado (y no lo culpo)… igual que varios de nosotros que recibimos geriátricos con creatinina de 1.2 mg/dl como si trajeran la dinamita en la vejiga.
Mi compa Orinal Alcalino no tiene paciencia: los manda a paseo, directo a la chingada, como buen nefrólogo amargado.
Pero hoy ando tantito más accesible… y sí les voy a explicar por qué NO es enfermedad renal que una abuelita de 80 traiga creatinina de 1.2.

[J A V E J O W O, PhD @Punkzard]

i love sherma with all my heart #silksong

[doomer @uncledoomer]

>flying $200 million aircraft
>malfunction
>radio base, no help
>frantically call tech support
>trying to keep it airborne
>"this call is recorded for quality assurance purposes"
>losing control of plane
>"por espanol numero dos"
>about to eject from plane
>indian voice answers

[legit gaming leaks @gaming_leaker]

'Hollow Knight: Silksong' will utilize persistence of vision to create the illusion of motion.

This will be done by rendering multiple still images, known as "frames," in rapid succession.

[Breaking Bad @BreakingBad]

Happiness is contagious.

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

En Turquía pusieron maquinas para alimentar a los gatos de la calle
Y hay gaviotas que aprendieron a maullar para ver si alguno se confunde y le da 🐐🐐