Clementine Brown

I believe in equality, I support feminism, LGBT, marriage equality, and Women's rights. I also love books.

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

@ChaseSupport what if I was relying on that money being available? What if I was making that payment to stay current but still needed the balance to survive? How horrible is that for your customers that you are blindsiding with huge account changes. I’m so incredibly disappointed

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

@ChaseSupport really experiencing some pretty horrid account issues. Twice I have made LARGE payments on my CC account only to log in a couple days later and see that my account limit has be drastically reduced or completely CLOSED! With 0 communication on why!

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

I have reached the exact level of stress where I’m wandering around my house in disheveled pajamas, hair a tattered mess, coffee in one hand watering can in the other moving from plant to plant chanting “pretty plant, pretty pretty plant” in a weirdly dark sing song voice.

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

@MurderSmall my family knew the Lembke family from this weeks show.

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

#ValentinesDay is the day where you have @Arbys for lunch after shopping so you have time to go home make beef bourguignon for dinner. #MarriedLife

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @murdersmall: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/a6W94rwqVt

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

Ok serious question. Do they even script @VancityReynolds any more or do they just say “be yourself” and let him go wild? #RedNotice

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

@FedEx looks like you have a Kenneth out delivering packages in and around Driggs Idaho. He’s a legend!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans are Very Mad (again) about my appearance. This time they’re mad that I look good in borrowed clothes (again).

Listen, if Republicans want pointers on looking your best, I’m happy to share.

Tip #1: Drink water and don’t be racist

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

@AOC This is circling around again and I still think it’s one of the greatest things ever said. I’d like to start a petition for everyone to get matching “drink water and don’t be racist” tattoos.

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

Thank you @chriswebby for spending 384 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/tlWIxwGvb2

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

@cakrolik Quickly grab the supplies, balloons, ribbon, paint, an avocado!

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

@MishaBotBot what do you think about the state of today’s world? Beasts of nonsense loves corny narwals want to know #Beastsofnonsense

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

Bought new filters for my vacuum today. First time I’ve ever done that. #AdultingAndStuff #Weird #Adulting #27yearsold

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

An internet celebrity just visited my pizza shop @kimmyslice247 #GoodPizzaGreatPizza https://t.co/yCRVm0BKtH

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

@korndiddy did you see this today? https://t.co/d0FDROBNuI

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

Hypothetically: do tattoo artist like the idea of a blank slate? Someone who gives you full creative control over an entire portion of their body? I understand that in the real world this is probably hugely risky. Just wondering if the pure idea is interesting? #tattoo #question

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

The world makes me sad. #PleaseVote #votefor #LGBTQ #AnimalWelfare #immigration #environment #kids #safty #healt #eldercare #VoteForOurLives #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

What do you think about well created, non cheesy, scavenger hunts? #scavengerhunt #treasure #hunt #games #fun #play

[Clementine Brown @nsciencewetrust]

@Trevornoah is the kind of person I would like to have a conversation with. Because whenever something offensive happens in the US or the World, some of which I assume is very personal to him, he is able to transform it into a pionent and relatable joke. That’s a skill I admire.